Message from @Jesus Christ

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2019-03-13 01:35:22 UTC  

@blue terry crews If you insult me one more time I'll mute you.\

2019-03-13 01:35:23 UTC  

oh boii

2019-03-13 01:35:33 UTC  

<:rofl:511590630661685248> <:rofl:511590630661685248> <:rofl:511590630661685248>

2019-03-13 01:35:35 UTC  

grizzly are you triggered

2019-03-13 01:35:53 UTC  

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2019-03-13 01:37:57 UTC  

**jesus take the wheel** <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-13 01:38:12 UTC  

My quotes are coming from pagans

2019-03-13 01:38:21 UTC  

Not Jesus

2019-03-13 01:39:47 UTC  

i bet Menses is nice this time of month <:pepecoffee:511590628308811825>

2019-03-13 01:39:55 UTC  

Narrated `Aisha:

The Prophet (ﷺ) and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fondle me. While in I`tikaf, he used to bring his head near me and I would wash it while I used to be in my periods (menses).

2019-03-13 01:39:59 UTC  

🤢

2019-03-13 01:41:16 UTC  

Narrated `Aisha:

"One of the wives of Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) joined him in I`tikaf and she noticed blood and yellowish discharge (from her private parts) and put a dish under her when she prayed."

2019-03-13 01:41:45 UTC  

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2019-03-13 01:42:53 UTC  

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2019-03-13 01:43:44 UTC  

Jesus what do you think about the Germanic pagans

2019-03-13 01:44:00 UTC  

i dont know what that is

2019-03-13 01:44:16 UTC  

I thought Jesus knows all <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

2019-03-13 01:44:18 UTC  

Basically German Vikings

2019-03-13 01:44:29 UTC  

2nd holoacost

2019-03-13 01:44:33 UTC  

While I was lying with the Prophet (ﷺ) under a woolen sheet, I got my menses. I slipped away and put on the clothes for menses. The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Have you got your menses?" I replied, "Yes." He called me and I slept with him under the woolen sheet.

2019-03-13 01:44:40 UTC  

🤢

2019-03-13 01:44:53 UTC  

No the Nazis don’t represent to old ways of the German pagans

2019-03-13 01:45:05 UTC  

They go against what they believed

2019-03-13 01:46:24 UTC  

It was narrated that 'Aishah said:
“The Verse of stoning and of breastfeeding an adult ten times was revealed1, and the paper was with me under my pillow. When the Messenger of Allah died, we were preoccupied with his death, and a tame sheep came in and ate it.”

2019-03-13 01:47:19 UTC  

The halls of Valhalla our full of men who died gloriously in combat

2019-03-13 01:47:20 UTC  

women are a conspirracy

2019-03-13 01:50:02 UTC  

women dont exist

2019-03-13 01:50:16 UTC  

im in love

2019-03-13 01:54:35 UTC  

<:ummmm:511590629797789708>

2019-03-13 01:54:56 UTC  

she wont notice me T-T

2019-03-13 01:55:33 UTC  

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2019-03-13 01:57:22 UTC  

<:LUL:454957293608501259>

2019-03-13 01:57:37 UTC  

i took ur advice and it didnt work T-T

2019-03-13 01:57:48 UTC  

you gotta send at least 5

2019-03-13 02:00:02 UTC  

A good Christian bird!

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2019-03-13 02:00:28 UTC  

My kinda Christian:

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2019-03-13 02:03:31 UTC  

i love popping christian cherries

2019-03-13 02:05:31 UTC  

unmute

2019-03-13 02:05:32 UTC  

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