**reality**: A [delusionary] [mental] status caused by a pronounced [deficiency] of alcohol in the bloodstream
*I need a [beer] because all this reality is [too much] to [handle].*
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-define nsn

**NSN**: [NeverShoutNever]!
*[Katie]: I had so much fun with you at the NSN concert last night!
Sarah: OMG! [Me too]! He's the cuuuutest :) [i could eat] him.*
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i need to correct this deficiency <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

mfw no correction is that right correction <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

-define robert shock

**shocks**: A term expressing the [ability] to [fight] well, often [coupled] with the modifier 'mad'.
*"[That kid] sure can [fight]." "Yeah, he got [mad] shocks."*
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-define meditation

**Meditation**: [Conscious] thoughtlessness to [achieve] lasting calmness of the [mind] and body.
*After [continuous] [meditation] [sessions], she was free of her debilitating anxiety.*
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Lmfao thoughtlessness

-define sober

**sober**: A state in which you are not [under the influence] of any [intoxicating] [substance].
*When you aren't drunk, [stoned], or [tripping].*
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Bullshit

-define thoughtlessness

**thoughtless**: A song written by the band [KoRn]. Its about when the lead singer,[Jonathan Davis] was in school and was constantly made fun of and him thinking of all the ways he could get revenge on the people (from the music video it appears to mostly be the jocks) it has inspired many people and they often say it describes their life (me being one of those people) the people who dont get it or understand it are usally the "cool" kids or kids that have never been [bullied]/made fun of. All in all, its a great song
*Guy1:dude [my life sucks]

Guy2:here listen to this (puts on thoughtless)

Guy1:wow thats exactly how I feel and for some reason listening to that makes me feel better

Guy2:thats [the power] of [KoRn] my friend.*
*(<http://thoughtless.urbanup.com/4473897>)* *3 more results*

-define cation

**Cationality**: A "personality" of [a cat].

A [pussys] [swagger].
*[My cat] has the best Cationality of any pussy [Ive] ever [met].*
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-define meditate

**meditate**: 1intransitive to think seriously and deeply about something
meditate on/upon
2intransitive to spend time sitting in a [silent] calm state, in order to [relax] completely or for religious purposes
3transitive [formal] to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant
*1 She sat quietly, [meditating] on the day’s events
2 [I try] to meditate for half an hour every evening
3 Silently she meditated [revenge].
1intransitiveTHINK ABOUT to think seriously and deeply about somethingmeditate on/uponShe sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events.sitmeditateevent2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes: I try to meditate for half an hour every evening.even3transitivePLAN [formal] to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant: Silently she meditated revenge.*
*(<http://meditate.urbanup.com/7318703>)* *9 more results*

-define anti suppress

**suppression**: -n 1. an overly complicated, overly-syllabled example of public safety radio [jargon] 2. a way of attempting to sound smart and [savvy] when referring to the [fire department] or firefighters 3. one of the best reasons yet to return to 10-codes
*Dude, you got the [radio], call for suppression to [assist] us with suppressing this [patient].*
*(<http://suppression.urbanup.com/3316827>)* *9 more results*

-define conscious

**Conscious**: 1. adj: Being in a state of awareness; alert (Antonym: Ignorant)

2. adj: Meaningful; with intent

3. adj: Awake; alive (Antonyms: [Unconscious], "[Knocked-Out]")

See also [consciousness]
*Definition 1: Alan was [conscious] that his decision would decide for the entire [jury].

Definition 2: Jason made the conscious choice to ignore his [brother's] warnings and went to the party.

Definition 3: After being hit by the falling brick, he was lucky to still be conscious.*
*(<http://conscious.urbanup.com/1363410>)* *9 more results*

-define booshi

**Booshi**: [Complete] [Bullshit]
(Boo-shee)
*Whore: [did you know] [I'm a virgin]?
Me: that's [booshi]!*
*(<http://booshi.urbanup.com/6952146>)* *9 more results*

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-define kundalini

**kundalini**: The word [Kundalini] is derived from a Sanskrit word `Kundal' meaning [coiled up]. It is the primordial dormant energy present in three-and-a-half, coils at the base of the spine in a triangular bone called the [Sacrum]. The Latin name `Os Sacrum' suggests that it is a holy or sacred part of the body. The ancient Greeks were aware of this and therefore they called it the `Hieron Osteon', noting that it was the last bone to be destroyed when the body is burnt, and also attributed supernatural powers to it. Egyptians also held this bone to be very
valuable and considered it the seat of special power.


In the West, Sacrum is symbolised by the sign of [Aquarius] and by the Holy Grail, container of the water of life.
*The [Kundalini], which is to nourish the tree of life within us, is

[coiled up] like a serpent and therefore it has been called, `The
Serpent Power'. It has been described in great detail in the
[Upanishads]. Kundalini Yoga is supposed to be supreme in all the
Yogas. Guru Vashistha asserted that Kundalini is the seat of absolute
knowledge. The awareness of the presence of this primordial energy
Kundalini within the human body was considered by the sages and
saints to be the highest knowledge. The Kundalini and Chakras have
been vividly described in Vedic and Tantric texts.*
*(<http://kundalini.urbanup.com/1132054>)* *1 more results*

-define bonton

**bonton**: [Verb]

[Something] [to the extreme].
*BOI [IMMA] BOUT TO [BONTON] [YOUR SHIT]*
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-define vibration

**vibration**: the [sensation] between the legs when [horny] or [turned on].


*yesterday [i saw] [a cute] guy and i got the vibrations of [heaven].*
*(<http://vibration.urbanup.com/3855939>)* *9 more results*

-define boonie

**boonie**: A party, with alcohol and sometimes drugs, held by underage teenagers way out in a remote desert area, where it's unlikely to attract the attention of the Sheriff's Department. Usually there is a bonfire for light and heat in cold weather. Synonym is "[boondocker]"; and "[boonie]" is a shortened version of the term "boondocker." These two terms are common in the southwestern United States, especially in Tucson, [Ariz]. "[Boonie]" and "boondocker" have been in use at least since the 1950s.
*Man, I got [wasted] [at that] boonie [last night].*
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so his name is bullshit to the extreme <:thonk:511590628866654209>

-define F

**f**: To [pay] [ones] [respect].
*-Another [mass shooting] has occurred; type f to pay your [respect] to the [fallen] along with their families, and friends.

-f*
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