-define manlet

**Manlet**: A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any [other man]. They tend to be very [muscular] and wide, without [a neck].
*Guy: "You remember [Maurice Jones-Drew]?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet [running back] from the [Jaguars]?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.*
*(<http://manlet.urbanup.com/9036949>)* *9 more results*

-define neck

**Neck**: 1.) Slang for blowjob, or oral sex performed by females.
2.) A way of someone receiving pain for stupid thoughts or ideas by giving them a hard [slap on] the back of their [neck].
3.) The area between your head and your [shoulders].
*1.) Man, that [ho] gave me [neck] the other day!
2.) We should what?!?! Boy! That's neck!
3.) He has a [giraffe neck]!*
*(<http://neck.urbanup.com/1071981>)* *9 more results*

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-define giraffe

**Giraffe**: A [tall person].
*[Oh] [look] he is a [giraffe]!*
*(<http://giraffe.urbanup.com/11512425>)* *9 more results*

-define op

**Op**: 1. Overpowered (usually in a video game, in which a person or group becomes or is too powerful; has become very popular in the mmorpg crowd)
2. Original Poster (in forum-style collection of comment; the first person to comment or POST)
3. Operation (usually occurring in military gaming)
4. Operation 2 ([second half] of [co-op] or [cooperation])
*1. "[Paladins] have become way too overpowered!"
2. "Why is everyone getting so angry, [the op] was obviously kidding?!"
3. "In COD4 I always play [spec-ops] (special operations)it's the only way to roll."
4. "I love halo because it supports co-op!"*
*(<http://op.urbanup.com/3590280>)* *9 more results*

**post-op**: [Transvestite] after [a sex] change [operation].
*[Darcy] is [now] post-op and she [feels great]! *
*(<http://post-op.urbanup.com/3775932>)* *9 more results*

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-define paladins

**Paladins**: A poor rip-off of [overwatch] that is actually really fun to play and [it's free]...except there's microtransactions when it's still [in beta]
*did u hear about that [new game], [paladins]
ye, but i already have [overwatch] and they're pretty much the same thing!*
*(<http://paladins.urbanup.com/11230322>)* *9 more results*

-define nap

**nap**: 3 hours of [sleep] or [less]
*Zerostar [took] a nap from [2pm] to 5pm.*
*(<http://nap.urbanup.com/434311>)* *9 more results*

-define dins

**dins**: [dinner], informally.
*[Wanna] [come over] for dins? I'm [makin' ribs].*
*(<http://dins.urbanup.com/6925294>)* *9 more results*

-define just woke up

**woking**: a small southern town, with about [62],000 inhabitants, is actually not as [shit as] the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to [LDN], supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
[yess], populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.


*1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "[ohh] [sick], its [pretty cool] there"
*
*(<http://woking.urbanup.com/3810758>)* *9 more results*

-define just slept

**Slepting**: To text while [sleeping in] an [inebriated] [state of mind]
*I was [so drunk] last night that I [must have been] [slepting] last night.*
*(<http://slepting.urbanup.com/7881741>)* *9 more results*

-define reality

**reality**: A [delusionary] [mental] status caused by a pronounced [deficiency] of alcohol in the bloodstream
*I need a [beer] because all this reality is [too much] to [handle].*
*(<http://reality.urbanup.com/458377>)* *9 more results*

-define nsn

**NSN**: [NeverShoutNever]!
*[Katie]: I had so much fun with you at the NSN concert last night!
Sarah: OMG! [Me too]! He's the cuuuutest :) [i could eat] him.*
*(<http://nsn.urbanup.com/5028961>)* *5 more results*

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mfw no correction is that right correction <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

-define robert shock

**shocks**: A term expressing the [ability] to [fight] well, often [coupled] with the modifier 'mad'.
*"[That kid] sure can [fight]." "Yeah, he got [mad] shocks."*
*(<http://shocks.urbanup.com/3081724>)* *9 more results*

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-define meditation

**Meditation**: [Conscious] thoughtlessness to [achieve] lasting calmness of the [mind] and body.
*After [continuous] [meditation] [sessions], she was free of her debilitating anxiety.*
*(<http://meditation.urbanup.com/12818134>)* *9 more results*

Lmfao thoughtlessness

-define sober

**sober**: A state in which you are not [under the influence] of any [intoxicating] [substance].
*When you aren't drunk, [stoned], or [tripping].*
*(<http://sober.urbanup.com/1101601>)* *9 more results*

Bullshit