-define miserable

**miserable**: someone [who is] [unhappy] and [unpleasant]
*People who are miserable never [look at] [the bright] [side] of things.*
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-define bus

**bus**: Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:

Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.

Secondly, the people are really weird. Like [ther's] one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.

[Thirdly], if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.

Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.

Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to [pay for gas] or insurance or maintenance of any kind.

Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you [a good story] to tell.

Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).

Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck [riding the bus] forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.

Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.

And tenthly, there are always hilarious fashion blunders on [fake blonde] twelve year olds with blue eyeliner from [Orleans] who think they're hot shit, like wearing Stitches sky-blue half-bleached jeans with a [pink belly] shirt.

So ya, s'il [vous] plais ne plaindre pas.
*"O [Oysters]," said [the Carpenter],
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be [trotting] home again?"
But answer came there none -
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.*

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-define hoodwinked

**hoodwinked**: To be deceived. It actually derives from the practice of placing a [hood over] the head of a falcon in the Middle Ages when engaged in the sport of [falconry]. This was done in order to trick the falcon into believing it was nighttime, thus calming the bird down so that one could recover the prey from [the bird's] talons.
*"[Egads], I've been hoodwinked!"*
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-define lava lamp

**lava lamp**: [The best] [kind of] [lamp].
*My friend has a lava lamp and we like to [trip out] and [stare] [at it].*
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-define soy boy

**Soy Boy**: Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/[omega male], [orbiter], [kissless virgin], male feminist
*Man 1: If you kill your [enemies] they win.
Man 2: [Shut the fuck up], [soy boy].*
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-define kissless virgin

**Kissless Virgin**: [Basically] Meaning you have never [kissed] anyone and you have never had [sex].
*Yo I'm [Saving] myself for [marriage] [i'm a] Kissless Virgin*
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-define orbiter

**orbiter**: A guy that wants to sleep with his [female friend].

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a [needy] way) in the hopes of [getting sex] someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.


*Go open that [hot chick]. Don't [worry] about [the guy], he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.*
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-define male feminist

**male feminist**: Most often, the males who [vociferously] support feminism fall under the beta positive or beta negative category within the male social hierarchy. They usually patronize the feminist ideology simply to elevate their status in women's eyes, even though stridently feminist men are almost always found explicitly on the internet (similar to the "white knight"). Regardless of the numerous hypocrisies and double-standards endorsed by most sources of feminism, the male feminist will leap to his armchair, a dedicated keyboard warrior, to defend women against the horrible "profanations" and "[vulgarities]" people make towards the delicate and faint-hearted [damsel in distress].
*Person: "Women are clearly less intelligent than men."
[Male feminist]: "Bro, you're just a sexist douchebag. Lmao, like, go back to the 17th century."
Person: "But under today's equal opportunity, men still dominate every scientific and political field in the entire world."
[Male Feminist]: "[HAHA wow] - hey women, not all guys are like this. I'm a man, and I can assure you that not all men are sexist. P-please validate my pathetic existence. ;_;"*
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-define wheelchair

**Wheelchair**: [The mexican] way of [saying] "We'll [Share]"
*Hey [Jaime], [Lupe] only left us one [enchilada] but is ok, wheelchair*
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-define justin trudeau

**Justin Trudeau**: Noun. 1. An [Islamic] moderate with Liberal Canadian origins [harbouring] the IQ of a retarded [chimp]. 2. Fecal matter that is exceptionally potent in aroma. 3. Failure in the extreme.
*After eating old [expired] Taco Bell out of [the trash], [the hobo's] diarrhea was especially Justin Trudeau and smelled up the entire alley way.*
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-define libtard

**libtard**: noun
/[lib]ˈtä[rd]/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by [political correctness] and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
*That libtard voted for someone with no [qualifications] to be president and now everyone is losing his old [health care] [coverage].*
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-define conservative

**Conservative**: If used in a non-political [sense], "[conservative]" simply means "[not much]."
*I'd like a large [popcorn] with a [conservative] amount of [butter], please.*
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-define justin bieber

**Justin Bieber**: [Disgrace to Canada].
*Annoying Fan: OMG, [Canada's] teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo [fucking sexy].
Me: [The music scene] of Canada has lost all credibility.*
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-define 1 direction

**Directional**: Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to [come right] out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a [new fashion] you don't know about yet, so you say the [tweed] shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
*Look at all these posers with their [directional] [haircuts]. I wish I was in [Wigan].*
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-define one direction

**One Direction**: [A band] that makes [parents] go the other [direction]
*[Teens] [love] One Direction.*
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-define nickelback

**nickelback**: the act of willfully allowing [one's] [ears] to [bleed].
*I was [Nickelbacking] so the [school nurse] [sent] me home early.*
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-define quarterback

**Quarterback**: [hovering] over a [public toilet] in [the quarterback] position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
*Dude, that [bathroom] was so [filthy] I had to [quarterback] it!*
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-define guinea pig

**guinea pig**: A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a [squeaking] muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within [a fifty] mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then [squeaks]. [Squeaks] can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
*I'm a guinea pig, big and chubby...what can I eat? Hay and [pellets], fruits & [veggies], [Vitamin C]!*
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-define striker

**striker**: A name for a prison [inmate] that [jacks off] when female [c.o.'s] are around.
*Why did you [celly] [go] to the [whole] for? ... He's a striker.*
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-define midfielder

**Midfield, TX**: Midfield is an unincorporated community in Matagorda County, Texas, United States. Although it is unincorporated, Midfield has a post office, with the ZIP code of 77458. It is known as a [four way stop] going to someplace else and it has a bar, a hotel, a Post Office, a church, a community center, and a volunteer fire department. Midfield is also characterized by having a shitload of trailer houses. Midfield is close to the cities of Bay City, [El Campo], [Palacios], and Edna and is approximately a hour and 30 minutes southwest of Houston, TX.
*Guy 1: Dude, remember when we were on that [road trip] and we passed through Midfield, TX?
Guy 2: Dude, it was only a [four way stop]. [Chill out].*
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