-define pump and dump

**pump and dump**: Similar to [a one night stand]. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in [the future]. Like a [conquest].
*Chad: "Dude, I scored a [hot piece of ass] last night!"

[Ken]: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with [Buffy] tonight."*
*(<http://pump-and-dump.urbanup.com/2667616>)* *9 more results*

-define one pump chump

**one pump chump**: A man who ejaculates [nearly] immediately upon [initiation] of sexual intercoure; [eg]., after one or two thrusts.
*'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last [long enough] to please you; he's a one [pump] [chump]!'*
*(<http://one-pump-chump.urbanup.com/1683735>)* *9 more results*

-define gnome

**Gnome**: [Keemstar]
*[Keemstar] looks like a [homosexual] [garden gnome].*
*(<http://gnome.urbanup.com/10246585>)* *9 more results*

-define magik

**magik**: A [take on] the word "[magic]" to [signify] real magic.
*Wiccans [sometimes] [use] magik.*
*(<http://magik.urbanup.com/376214>)* *9 more results*

-define magic

**Magic**: Originally meant "of the [Magi]" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see [Matthew] 2:1-12), hence "[wisdom]".
*[Grandpa] is really [wise]. He is truly [magic]!*
*(<http://magic.urbanup.com/12035457>)* *9 more results*

-define occult

**Occult**: 1. Having to do with parnanormal or [metaphysical] activity and/or phenomena

2. [The unseen]; hidden

3. Understanding and practice of sacred knowledge [possesed] only by those worthy of it
*Shay'oul is a [student] of [the occult]*
*(<http://occult.urbanup.com/403567>)* *8 more results*

-define cult

**cult**: Any flood of religious cuckbois who believe in a God, idol, [guardian], deity or of the like. They are often ambitious/extremist [zealots] and can be of any culture, belief or religion, be it Christianity, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, etc. They will often argue or fight solely for their preferred religion and deny all others just to protect theirs. They often refuse to listen to others not of their own and will [fuck you over] provided you oppose them or refuse to join.
*[The KKK] cult is a bunch of spoiled school [shooters] who [abhor] blacks because of their giant monkey dicks.*
*(<http://cult.urbanup.com/9904832>)* *9 more results*

-define yakult

**yakult**: Delicious drink drunk by only the [sexiest] of sex-people. Anyone who doesn't like [Yakult] is,in fact, a [fagger] Mcfagistein.
*A. Yo bitch lets drink some [Yakult]
B. No, Sir, I hate that stuff
A. [FUGET] U Yakult is the shizznit
B. Hell no. If I wanted a delicious white sticky icky liquid I would go to Roger Chesterfiero, my [gay lover's] abode.
A. omg ur such a fagger Fagistein.
B. NO. Im a fagger MCfagistein
(Laugh in unison)*
*(<http://yakult.urbanup.com/1036825>)* *1 more results*

*drink yakult uwu*

is it good?

Yakult is so nice, I haven't had it in ages c:

-wiki yakult

.wiki yakult

t!wiki yakult

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakult **

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-define magick

**Magick**: Not to be confused with stage "[magic]." Magick is art of utilizing natural forces around us to bring about change. Magick is [neutral], neither good, nor evil. The practitioner decides how they would like to [focus] this natural energy.
*Magick is a powerful [tool] that you can use to bring about positive [changes] [in your life].*
*(<http://magick.urbanup.com/213109>)* *9 more results*

-define magi

**Magi**: Magi are "wise men" (wise people) such as those who followed the star to Bethlehem to find the 'king of the Jews"

(Jesus/[Yahshua]) to worship Him as told in Matthew chapter 2:1-12. Most scholars say they were "[Zoroastrian]" priests (priests of the deity [Ahura Mazda]).
*Magi came to see the baby Jesus ([Yahshua]). Does that mean that [Ahura Mazda] and Yahweh [Elohim] are the same deity?*
*(<http://magi.urbanup.com/12035351>)* *9 more results*

-define whisphering eye

**Eye**: If [you need help] figuring this out you need help.
*"I'm [extremely bored], so i'll go on the internet and [look up] the word [eye]"*
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-define thrid eye

**Eye**: If [you need help] figuring this out you need help.
*"I'm [extremely bored], so i'll go on the internet and [look up] the word [eye]"*
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-define all seeing eye

**all-seeing eye**: 1) A god-like eye that sees all and knows all, i.e. Big Brother.

2) [The Eye of Sauron] or [the Eye of Providence], used derisively as a symbol of domestic surveillance, government conspiracy, or [total information awareness].
*[Spotting] [the security] camera [domes], I felt the all-seeing eye looking at me.*
*(<http://all-seeing-eye.urbanup.com/2538035>)* *9 more results*

-define big brother

**big brother**: [The Government]. They know [everything] about [everybody].
*[Careful] what [you say], big brother is [watching]*
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t!wiki dark arts

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_arts **

t!wiki Machiavellian

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavellianism **

-define pineal gland