**vitality**: A word that describes one's growth, build up of energy, or in [sexual reference], build up of [white cream] in your [hot shaft].
*[Guy]: [What are you doing]?
Girl: I'm [feeling] your vitality.
Guy: =)*
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-define transportation

**transportation**: [Cuban] slang for a [cheap] [car].
*Get a [Ferrari]?! I can [barely] afford this transportation!*
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**qpwoeiruty**: If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing [qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm] and even [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] and wanted to see if you could [beat the system].
*1) Over-worked [Mailman]: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!

2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty [typed in]? What happens if I hit enter?

3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have [qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp] on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!*
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-define voltage

**voltage**: The measurement of energy per charge in [electrons]. Named after the physicist and chemist [Alessandro] [Volta].
*This [battery] has a voltage of [9 volts].*
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-define lurking

**lurking**: [spying] on people [online], while you remain [invisible]
*Even though he [claims] to be "In a MUCH better place",J [spends] his days lurking online, to see who is [talking to] who*
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Can you believe it? Those things will be taking over the human race in 20 years

What things?

-define button pushing

**pushing buttons**: Pushing the emotion "[buttons]" on someone, most commonly anger/[grief].

It implies that the [pusher] knows where the other person's buttons are, meaning, how to get at him. So button pushing is usually done after someone exposed himself as being passionate or angry about something in a situation, or the person is known well by the pusher.
*"he's [just] [pushing] your [buttons]"

"she's just pushing buttons"*
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The Chinese or Cats

-define sex trade

**Bandera bread sex trade**: This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for [bandera] bread... So naturally, [the bread] is exchanged for sexual [favors]...
*I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about [bandera] bread, that the [bandera bread sex trade] is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to [Boston Pizza].*
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-define Boston

**Boston**: A city so [freakin' sweet] that its basically the capital of not just Massachusetts but Maine, NH, Vermont, [Conn]. , & Rhode Island. Those people don't bother getting their own sports teams, because they don't really need or want to. What's the capital of Vermont anyway? Boston thats what.

When the [pats] lose...we riot & burn flipped-over cars.

When the pats win...we riot & burn flipped-over cars.


*Boston your my [home].*
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-define daily dosages

**dosage**: [oral sex]
*I'm going to [hit up] this [biddie] for some dosage [later].*
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wait, theres women willing to have sex for bread?

-define bread

**Bread**: [Cash], [money], [paper]....etc
*I don't [pimp] [hoes] for the head, I do it for [the bread]*
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-define willing

**Willing**: Willing: Verb, Noun, Adjective. A gay [orgy] involving homosexual men usually involving [lube]. Similar to [Lemonparty].
*[John David] participated in a "Willing"*
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-define afk

**afk**: [Away From Keyboard].
** [joe] is afk*
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-define dutch apple pie

**Dutch Apple Pie**: When your doing [your bitch] from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and [donkey punch] your bitch, once your bitch is knocked [unconscious] you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
*Dude, Alex, i totally [Dutch Apple] [Pied] [my bitch] last night!*
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-define dutch oven