-define body count

**body count**: means [how many] people you had [sex] [wit]
*player #1: last night my body count [was like] 10
player #2: yo, that is soft, mine was 10 [per] hour
player #3: i didnt get [nun]*
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-definne reoccuring dream

-define reoccurring dream

**reoccuring puberty**: When you go through the exact same stages of [puberty], common among males ages 18- [36] and [Puerto Rican women]
*"[Puberty's] better the second time around!"

"This [puberty] came with a vagina, too!" [shouted] Bobby.*
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-define falling of a tower

**Towers**: v. to "[towers]" a situation is to overstep the [boundaries] of [good manners] or taste in a conversation. Possibly a synonym of "inappropriate" as a verb.
*Person 1: <extremely [inappropriate], possibly [sexist] "[your mum]" joke here>

Person 2: Why, you totally towersed that sitaution, dude!*
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-define spades

**Spades**: It means to have something positively, right [across the board].

Spades in a [deck of cards] is considered the highest point counting group of cards of the four suits in the deck. To have it [in spades], means you are fortunate to have the highest level of satisfaction, or respect, or integrity or whatever you can refer to being the best of the best

Without question and beyond doubt
*EX1: Minnesota girls have [hotness] [in spades]!
EX2: She has [dance moves] in spades.*
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-define building blocks

**building blocks**: a huge [piece of shit]

a very large place [to shit]

[hell]
*i do [not want] to go [to hell] today, but [another day another dollar] at building blocks*
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-define Tetris

**tetris**: where [spare time] [goes] to [die]
*" [i should] have done my [math homework] but i [played] tetris instead"*
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-define davo

**davo**: 1. Shortened version of David, most commonly used [in Australia].

2. Greatest ever [manager] in the game "[Sunday League]"
*[Davo] is the greatest [manager] in the history of [Sunday League].*
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-define mr plough

**Plough**: ([verb]) [The act] of [sexual intercourse].
*Man, I'd [like to] [plough] her!

[I wish] to plough you.*
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**plowing**: When a guy [screws] a girl in a [vigorous] [manner]
*[yea] she got [plowed] by [jimmy]*
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**doed**: [high as hell], pretty much [throwed] [like a muthafucka]
*Hey [cuz] [pass the blunt], [i'm tryin] to get doed*
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-define infere red

**Inferous**: The name given to a person who has recently emerged from the [rear end] of a savanna-dwelling [animal]; usually an [Elephant].
*"Shit dawg, check out those weird brown [stains] on the ground, there must be an [inferous] [around here]."*
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-define deflated

**deflated**: Deflated-
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) [bummed out]

Synonyms: [suckish], awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: [pumped], awesome.
*Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an [extra] [shift] this [weekend]."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."*
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-define qualia

**qualia**: 1. Recognizable qualitative characters of the given.--C. I. Lewis (1929)
2. Parts of [experiential] knowledge, i.e., that which can only be known through experience.
3. The introspectively accessible, phenomenal aspects of our mental lives.--Stanford Internet [Encyclopaedia] of Philosophy
4. Simplest forms of experience.
5. Outlets of the flow of experience (from consciousness).
6. Finest levels of (mental) qualities.
7. Finest levels of feeling.
8. [Junction] points between being and experiencing.
9. Starting points of becoming.
10. Introspectible and seemingly monadic properties of sense [datum], but universal, not particular.
11. 'Quale' is to 'quality' as 'quantum' is to 'quantity'. (Etymologically)
12. Subjective qualities of conscious experience.
13. Subjective sensations. --Ramachandran & Blakeslee (1998)
14. Orderly modes of consciousness.
*1. Philosophers and scientists alike have [pondered] [qualia] for a long time without resolution.

2. AI researchers wonder whether machines that pass the [Turing Test] would experience qualia, and whether they would even need to do so.

3. It is difficult to deny the existence of qualia.

4. Our failure to define qualia also makes people wonder if color are experienced differently by each person--how can we tell if some people see colors inverted, since they would still call roses red and grass green?

5. [Qualia] could occur only in the presence, [interfacing] the future and the past. You can remember the information about events, but not the actual feeling you had at that time. You could remember, for example, having been angry at receiving a parking ticket--but this is information not actually the feeling, since the police officer also remembers you being angry. If the memory makes you angry, then your present anger is a new experience--not the original experience. But [this is good]; otherwise, we could recall qualia such as pain--and headaches might never end.*

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-define maserati

**maserati**: an Italian sports car made in [Modena]. thier current production models are: coupe, spyder, and quattroporte. they are sorta under-rated and a [good alternative] to the [porsche 911], benz sl, and other cars. very exclusive
*Once the man [test] [drove] the maserati, he [traded] in his SL500.*
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How did you get your name? Do you know the meaning of your name?

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How would your friends describe you?

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What did you have for lunch yesterday?

-define happy

**happy**: A feeling of [contentment] and [peace], like you don't need [anything else].
*Dude 1: If you could have anything [right now], what would you have?
Dude 2: [Nothing], man. I'm happy [as is].*
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-define dandy

**dandy**: When [something] is [fine]. It can't get any [better].
*"[How are you] doing Elz?"

"Why dude, I am [just dandy] [thanks]."*
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-define off chance