-define IOMS Number

**Numberized**: When your life [or whatever] you do on earth is being assigned a number, which [allows] others to [compliment] or condemn you.
*From your school grade to your [vital] statistics to your [bank account], you're constantly being [numberized] by those in authority to judge your worthiness.*
*(<http://numberized.urbanup.com/11347602>)* *9 more results*

-define ssn

**SSN**: [Social Security Number]
*SSN is my [social]*
*(<http://ssn.urbanup.com/4173693>)* *9 more results*

-define CRN

**CRN**: [Cringe] [right now]
*Tyrone- [oui oui]!
why did i [turn french], [crn]*
*(<http://crn.urbanup.com/10420591>)* *3 more results*

-define Defense DRN login portal

**logine**: Big brown eyes which comes from the Egyptian descendants and is extremely beautiful inside and out and is confident, smart and very knowledgeable, has a passion for sports mostly basketball, and is normally tall for her [BMI]. Has a [prediction] for [the fakes] at first sight
*we [names] our [baby] logine*
*(<http://logine.urbanup.com/12364231>)* *9 more results*

-define hazel

**Hazel**: A lovely girl with a [bubbly personality]! She is an amazing friend and is more likely to listen to your problems than to tell her own! Hazel is someone not to [take for granted] as she will be the best best friend you could ever ask for. She is very smart, [sporty] and artistic. Hazel is a friend to everyone but her closest friends are always the prettiest ones! This is because she doesn't believe she is beautiful too! She is an all round amazing person and you would be lucky to have know one.
*Person 1: you see her, her names Hazel!
Person 2: [yeh], she's always with the [pretty girls].
Person 1: she belongs with them, she just doesn't [realise] it!*
*(<http://hazel.urbanup.com/7057651>)* *9 more results*

-define almond

**Almond**: The [sexiest man alive], must be like 20 [inches] [down there]
*[That guy's] name must be Almond, because hes [20] [inches].*
*(<http://almond.urbanup.com/6166082>)* *9 more results*

Why are all the the returned results ridiculous and over sexualized

It was made by some horny teen in his mons basement probably

-define basement

**Basement**: A great place to [tie up] people, and hold them [hostage], and rape them, and feed them [crackers], and laugh at them.
*Here, have a [cracker]! [Ha], [ha], ha!*
*(<http://basement.urbanup.com/360922>)* *9 more results*

lol point taken.

Dark!!!

-define waste of time

**Waste of Time**: [looking] up "[waste of time]" on [UD]
*I am [wasting] [my time] [right now].*
*(<http://waste-of-time.urbanup.com/1337620>)* *9 more results*

-define ping

**Ping**: A short message sent from one person to another on any type of electronic messaging medium. Used frequently in [the IT] field in place of using the word "Text", or the action of "Texting". Past Tense; [Pinged] Pronounced "PINGD" [-1] syllable:

(Most people cringe when forced to use the word "Texted" verbally, the word "Pinged" serves the same purpose but is more natural.)
*"Hey, why don't you [ping me] when you [get there] so I know you made it okay."
"I [pinged] you last week, don't you remember?"*
*(<http://ping.urbanup.com/13531758>)* *9 more results*

-define bhenchode

**bhenchode**: A word that [nicholas] [like to] say 100x [a day] ..
*[Nick] : [Bhenchode]
[Friend] : what
Nick: Bhenchode*
*(<http://bhenchode.urbanup.com/9538306>)* *9 more results*

-define banchode

**Banchode**: [Sister fucker] in the "[Hindi]" language.

[Ban] = Sister
Chode = Fucker
Banchode = Sister fucker
*[Tu] [banchode] [hai].*
*(<http://banchode.urbanup.com/10965660>)* *4 more results*

@Armo

@-Joe abe randi lavde madarchod

Ye sab kya search karra

<:ummmm:511590629797789708>

You dont speak Paki?

Kek

Don't speak hindi

Or urdu

I dont speak urdu either

-define karra

**Karra**: A girl who can be very socially awkward. Her entire life is on the internet. But, she is super caring and will do anything and everything for her friends. And don't mess with her. On the outside she may seem very innocent but if you [delve] deeper you will see she is a [mastermind]. She enjoys music, mostly One Direction of course and rarely spells ANYTHING right. Tending to use [text language] in real life. She enjoys long walks to the fridge and will hold your heart with everything she has, as long as she can still type of course. Pronounced Care- Uh. Not Car- Uh.
*"Who is that?"
"Who, the girl with [Big Bang Theory] playing and [a thing of] [Oreos] next to her?"
"Ya?"
"Oh, only the best person on the world. Her name is Karra."*
*(<http://karra.urbanup.com/7368761>)* *6 more results*

-define ladyboy

**Ladyboy**: A slang term for a [transsexual] prostitutes in Southeast Asia, especially [Thailand] but the term originated in [the Philippines].
*You might not be able to tell [the difference] between the ladyboys and actual [ladies] on Walking [Street].*
*(<http://ladyboy.urbanup.com/10287265>)* *9 more results*

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