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I didn't -define gape

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$mut3 @Bumblebee bhahaha nahhh PRANKED!

You're just having a chuckle... right?

No!

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-define bug chaser

**bug chaser**: Describes a person [trying to] [acquire] [HIV]
*[The doctor] said, "This [patient] is regularly having [unprotected sex] with different partners. He might be a bug chaser."*
*(<http://bug-chaser.urbanup.com/278983>)* *9 more results*

Eew

-define big sleep coming

**big sleep**: another [phrase] for [death] or [dying]
*She wasn't [looking forward] to her big sleep*
*(<http://big-sleep.urbanup.com/2470946>)* *9 more results*

😂wtf

-define sleepy sig

**sigged**: When someone says something and it is placed into the [signature] (on forums) or a [profile] as a [quote].
*psychopath129 (2:17:24 AM): so what if [i have aids]?
fozzythemuppeteeer (2:17:[29] AM): [LAOL], sigged*
*(<http://sigged.urbanup.com/1732152>)* *9 more results*

-define “time for bed”

**bed time**: A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:[59]:59 depending on age, gender, [marital] status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the [tome] one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.
**
*(<http://bed-time.urbanup.com/40506>)* *9 more results*

-define sleep aid

**Sleep Aids**: Aids you think you got in a [nightmare] about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get [relaxed] and [fall back] to sleep easier.
*So it turns out my Sleep Aids [turned out] to be a real sleep [aid] [after all].*
*(<http://sleep-aids.urbanup.com/7845041>)* *9 more results*

-define FDAU

**FDAU**: [Face Down], [Ass Up]: A [submissive] sexual position in which the female is on her knees, puts her face all the way to the bed or floor, and sometimes reaches back with both hands to spread either side of her vagina or anus.
*"I had [that bitch] FDAU, [wearing it out] [from behind]"*
*(<http://fdau.urbanup.com/3221234>)* *2 more results*

-define goodnight

**GoodNight**: What you say at night when your friends won't stop [texting] and you just want to [binge watch] [Netflix] or YouTube
*[Group chat]: *random texts* ([x1],[000],000)
Person in chat: GoodNight*
*(<http://goodnight.urbanup.com/8212678>)* *9 more results*

-define chopsticks

**chopsticks**: Thank you for trying your nice [chinese food] with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious [historical] and [cultual].
*The [little red] [wrappers] on chopsticks actually say that on the back. [Newer] versions include correct spelling of "cultural".*
*(<http://chopsticks.urbanup.com/171433>)* *9 more results*

-define std

**std**: [STD] - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is [HIV/AIDS]. [To say the least] you don't want an STD.
*Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn [STD] for the rest of [my life]. Don't [fuck her].*
*(<http://std.urbanup.com/42248>)* *9 more results*

-define sti

**sti**: [Subaru] Technica International

aka [mustang] [killer]
*Did you see that [STI] [kill] the [mustang]?*
*(<http://sti.urbanup.com/172025>)* *9 more results*

-define positive

**Positive**: [A word] that you never [wanna] hear from [the doctor].
*[Doctor]: Well, I looked at the [test] results...and dude, you're [positive].

[Positive] Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*(<http://positive.urbanup.com/3278588>)* *9 more results*

-define knockout

**knockout**: 1. A very attractive woman. So named because her attractiveness is [so stunning] that it can (figuratively) knock you out. (make you speechless, [stutter], etc.) Hence the term "knockout."
2. A punch in [boxing that] knocks your opponent unconscious, typically ending the match.
*Guy1: Wow [check] her out!
Guy2: [Yep], she's a knockout [all right].

*
*(<http://knockout.urbanup.com/2770646>)* *9 more results*

-define k.o

**K.O**: Stands for "[knock out]" in reference to [going to sleep] or taking a long [nap] and mostly used as a verb.




*"Yo, [come thru] to this party, mayne!"
"Nah [niqqa], i'm bout to [k.O]"*
*(<http://ko.urbanup.com/3870038>)* *9 more results*

-define napping

**Napping**: Code for having sex. Used primarily by ex-couples who try to fool [roommates] into [believing] they are not making the sex. Highly [unsuccessful].

*Dude, are you and [Juli] back together?
[Nah], we were just [napping].
Sure....*
*(<http://napping.urbanup.com/2707250>)* *9 more results*

-define resting

**Resting**: To [slack off] from any responsibility and [veg] for [an undetermined amount of time].
*I decided [resting] was the only way for me to [maintain] [my sanity].*
*(<http://resting.urbanup.com/3156927>)* *9 more results*

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