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-define oriental
**oriental**: [Politically incorrect] term used in place of "Asian." Correct [usage] should be an adjective for things like [inanimate] objects, not humans.
*Correct usage: There's an [Oriental rug] store on Derbe Drive.
or
Are you going to the [Oriental] market?
[Incorrect] usage: Is that dude [oriental]?
or
Orientals are known to be bad drivers.*
*(<http://oriental.urbanup.com/374592>)* *9 more results*
-define Asians
**asians**: - A person from Asia or with Asian roots (that is it, nothing more, nothing less)
Common stereotypes:
- All [Asians] are martial artists: A lot are, but not all.
- Asians have [small eyes]: Not true, Asians have tighter skin, whilst Europeans have looser skin. This is also true in the eye region. Therefore giving the impression that Asians have smaller eyes when this is not true.
-Asians have small penises: FALSE! Almost all academic study and [scientific research] ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to [6 inches]. However, [Asian men] do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a [9 inch] penis, there is one with a 3 inch one. And for every Asian with a 7 inch penis, there is one with a 5 inch one. There are more [Caucasians] with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises. Yes, penises smaller than Asians. This is fact! This information has also been known for a long time, but people like to [perpetuate] myths.
-Asians are short: This is not genetic and not necessarily true. A lot of Asians are short due to diet. It lacks protein and dairy. It is healthier and hence Asians tend to live longer, but it does not promote physical growth as much. However, for Asians with a "Western" diet, they tend to be just as tall, if not taller than their Caucasian counterparts. A lot of the tallest people on earth are Asian. A famous example is NBA star [Yao Ming].
- Asians are smart: This stereotype is actually true. Asians have one of the highest average [IQ's] in the world. The [average Asian] American IQ is approximately 120, whilst the Average Caucasian American is approximately 100. However, just like penis size, the IQ varies greatly for Caucasians and less for Asians. There is a higher percentage of Caucasians with very [high IQ's] (around 150) than Asians. Although for every Caucasian with an IQ of 150, there are Caucasians with an IQ of only 50.
- All Asians are rich/poor: There is a stereotype that Asians are either really rich or poor third world people. Since the two conflict with each other, it is obvious that neither is true. There are rich and poor Asians, just like rich and poor White and Black people.
- [Asian women] are submissive, [subservient], sex craving, etc. Asian men are dominating, [patriarchal], sexist etc: False! Asian women are given a lot of respect and power by Asian men. Asian women can also be materialistic, agressive and dominating (ask any man who has dated an Asian). Many Asian countries treat women as equals and many women keep their surnames. In [Asian culture], it is generally accepted that the man does the talking in public and act [gentlemanly], whilst the woman has control at home. In Western culture, it is the opposite. Caucasian women are given the impression of power in public, but is often told that the kitchen is her place at home. "A man's home is his castle" is a Western saying. "Women hold up half the heavens" is Asian. There have been no female presidents, but there have been female emperors in Asia.
- All Asians are "blah": False. Half the world's population is Asian. How can "ALL" Asians (approx. 3 billion people) be any particular thing?
Stop the hating, stop the racism. It tears our communities apart. No race is superior to another's.
*"The [average penis] is 5.5 to [6 inches]. Mine is way longer and bigger than that, this is because I'm Asian."
"All Asians are <insert anything here> since I've personally met all 3 billion of them. Or maybe I'm just ignorant and know nothing about Asians."
"Most Asians are good people. They start up businesses, offer services to communities, raise the country's [GDP], pay their taxes, boost the country's economy and share with everyone their culture."*
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-define mongloid
**mongloid**: (n.) 1. person who is mentally retarted. 2. person with [mongolian] decent. 3. [Christina] [Trombino].
*"wow that girl is such a mongloid, shes as [bright] as a 20 [watt] [light]."*
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-define indians
**indians**: indians are people who come from or are living in the country [INDIA]!!! Whoever the guy above me was talking about those are [NATIVE AMERICANS]. There is a big [difference].
*the indians [film industry] has a [rep] for coming out with at least [500] movies a year. *
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-define south asians
**South Asian**: A term used to denote people of South Asian ethnic origin. Such people usually have similar facial structure to Caucasians, and can have skin tone anywhere between the [paleness] of Caucasian people to the darkness of black people.
Regions in which the majority of the population are ethnically South Asian include India, eastern Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, [Seychelles], [Mauritius], [Maldives], Guyana, [Suriname], the United Arab Emirates and Trinidad.
In the UK, South Asians are often referred to simply as "Asians". Canadians of South Asian origin are often referred to as "Indo-Canadians". Historically, South Asians were referred to as "East Indians", but this is rarely used nowadays. Another common term used in North America to refer to South Asians is "Desi". The most common racial slur applied to South Asians in the UK is "Paki", although this slur is not restricted to South Asians, and can also be used to refer to people of Middle Eastern descent.
*"It's so shit that since 9/11, loads of [ignorant fucks] in Europe and North America think that all South [Asians] are terrorists!"
"An example of how white people think all South Asians are the same, is that the majority of so-called "Indian" restaurants in the UK are run by people of [Bangladeshi] origin."*
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-define east Asian
**East Asian**: Referring to the peoples, [cultures], nations, languages, and histories of the eastern portion of the [continent] [Asia]
*Some East Asian languages include Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Tibetan, and [Uyghur].
East Asian countries, as with many from the continent, are currently known for experiencing rapid [economic development].
East Asian peoples have made significant contributions to the [international community]. East Asian peoples, such as Chinese people, have settled in and contributed to areas such as the United States since at least the 18th century.*
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-define west asians
**west asian**: The proper term used to describe anyone who is Arab, Persian, Turkish, Kurdish, and possibly [Pakistani]. West Asia is what people usually call 'the Middle East' which is [improper] geographically speaking. The appropriate term for the above races is not European or Caucasian it is Asian and specifically Arab Asian or [West Asian].
*"Hey [that guy] is from [Saudi Arabia], he's a [West Asian]."*
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-define breed
**breed**: The act of [blowing a load] or taking a [load up] the ass without [a rubber]
*He was [so hot] I [let] him [breed me].*
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-define social engineering
**social engineering**: The attempt to [control] [social] [behavior].
*[The Canadian] [government] wants to [create] a passified country through social engineering.*
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**made man**: A made man is a [wiseguy] who has earned the trust and the respect in order to get this honor. In order to be made you must [take five] vows call the [Omerta]. If another family or wiseguy ever lays a hand on a made man that other man is dead due to the Omerta. It is an extreme honor to be made in the Mafia. To even rise past the rank of Associate your parents must be Italian and to be made you must be one hundred Italian so they can trace back your roots to the old country being Italy.
*Joey [Pesci] killed Billy [Batt's] a made man in the Lucchese Crime Family. The Family turned around and shot Joey Pesci.
- Take From The [Goodfellas] -*
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-define rape
**Rape**: [Congrats] you just searched [rape] on urban dictionary. [What do] you have to say for yourself?
*Rape is when you [force] [sex]*
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-define execution
**Execution**: The act of carrying out a [death sentence], typically due to a major [infraction] of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of [hostages] at the hands of terrorists.
*[Terrorist] groups usually videotape the [execution] of their [hostages]*
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-define death penalty
**death penalty**: An "[eye for an eye]" method of criminal punishment in which the criminal is put to death prematurely. There are many different ways of carrying out the death penalty. The earliest were gas chambers, after that they were replaced by firing squads and the [electric chair], and today the [lethal injection] is the most common one.
*[Random] death penalty fact: [Utah] is the only state that still executes by [firing squad].*
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-define monarchy
**monarchy**: A form of government in which the head of [goverment] (a King or Queen) inherits the title.
Absolute [Monarchy] is where the King or Queen has absolute power and can do what he wants.
Constituitonal [monarchy] is when the King shares power with Parliament and must follow the rules of the constituition.
Originally, thousands of years ago, monarchy was so that one guy could control all and everyone would know who succeeded him. This way, there were no fights between people over things like laws or taxes because only one person decided that, and no fights over who would succeed him because it was his child. Unfortunately in many cases (I won't say most because that is an opinion) [the ruler] wasn't suited for the job and there were fights anyway. Because of this many countries either changed to Democracy or changed to [Constitutional] Monarchy.
*Absolute [Monarchy]: Louis [XIV] of France. Now obsolete.
[Constitutional] Monarchy: The current government of England.*
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-define geographical indentity
**Indently**: A slang used to [end] a conversation or [get out] of a bad situation, also a another [way to say] yes
*Person: Did you [wash the dishes]?
You: Indently!
Person: [Do you] want some [drugs]?
You: Indently not!*
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-define comic
**comic**: A novel but with [visuals] and speech [bubble] [dialogue] that make it more interesting and fun to read
*[I be] readin' [Marvel]™ [comics] everyday!*
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-define children
**children**: [grown] up [fetuses]
*i [ate] a children*
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-define childhood
**Childhood**: Something very precious in life that is sometimes [taken for granted]. It is also something that Michael Jackson did not have, due to his life as a child star. He tried to revive his childhood in his adult life, by making friends with children, [climbing trees] and having [super soaker] fights. But the adults didn't understand, so they attacked him, judging him and calling him names, and even accusing him of being a pedophile. After that, he only listened to children, because they would never judge him. He donated so much money and gifts to children in need, because he felt their pain. But sadly, the world became angrier and destroyed him. People may still judge him and call him names, but please understand; he never had a childhood.
*Never take your [childhood] [for granted].
You [never know] when it will dissapear forever.*
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-define the seven sisters
**seven sisters**: The Seven Sisters is the name which was given in 1927 to seven liberal arts women's colleges in the United States (the colleges, themselves, were all founded between 1837-1889). The colleges included Barnard, Bryn Mawr, [Mount Holyoke], Radcliffe, Smith, Vassar and Wellesley. Five of the seven remain women's colleges today and only one (Radcliffe, which merged into Harvard) no longer exists.
Mount Holyoke, Smith College, Bryn Mawr College, and Wellesley College are still women's colleges. Barnard College is still affiliated with Columbia University but remains an [independent women's] college.
Irene Harwarth, Mindi [Maline], and Elizabeth DeBra also state that "the 'Seven Sisters' was the name given to Barnard, Smith, Mount Holyoke, Vassar, Bryn Mawr, Wellesley, and Radcliffe, because of their parallel to the Ivy League men’s colleges.
*I [applied] to [Smith] and [Vassar] because I want to go to a seven sisters college.*
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