Message from @-Joe
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**oy vey**: Yiddish: short for "[Oy vey] iz [mir]," Oh, [woe is me]!
*Today's only [Tuesday]? I [thought it was] Friday! [Oy vey]!!!!"*
*(<http://oy-vey.urbanup.com/450309>)* *9 more results*
-define comfortable broke
**comfortitis**: when your so comfortable everyone elses level of [comfort] seems [inferior] and [futile]
*Mike-"[Nick] you always get the best [sleeping] [spot]"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"*
*(<http://comfortitis.urbanup.com/3593377>)* *9 more results*
-define surprise
**Surprise**: When you [unexpectedly] insert [your cock] into a girls mouth while she is [yawning].
*While walking down [the dorm] [hall], I gave Sarah a [surprise].*
*(<http://surprise.urbanup.com/736046>)* *9 more results*
-define section
**section**: a [marijuana] [smoking] [session]
*[Vamos] [para] [el] section*
*(<http://section.urbanup.com/105120>)* *9 more results*
-define division
**Division**: [Something] that is [not possible] by [zero].
*Conversation due to an [epic fail] in [the system] ([division by zero]):
"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."*
*(<http://division.urbanup.com/3529923>)* *9 more results*
-define division 34
**DIVISIVE**: [tending] to cause [disagreement] or [hostility] between people.
*the highly [divisive] [issue] of [abortion]*
*(<http://divisive.urbanup.com/8784773>)* *9 more results*
No result :(
-define time management
**time management**: A term used by managers to [justify] inaction when subordinates [complain] that their [workload] is excessive.
*S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "[I suppose] you're going to [tell me] you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "[Damn right] I am!"
*
*(<http://time-management.urbanup.com/2842325>)* *9 more results*
-define sanctions
**Sanctions**: Empty and baseless, [sanctions] are [punitive] threats thrown about like playing cards from the U.N. at nations that commit grave offenses, such as North Korea and Iran.
Compared to a slap on the wrist, but less effective, sanctions are nothing more than United Nations PR "showing" the world that they are hard at work keeping [baddies] in line.
Not quite as powerful as the wag of the finger, sanctions have absolutely no effect on the country they are imposed upon.
*North Korea, and Iran have multiple [sanctions] against them from the U.N. for crimes committed (ex. secret underground [uranium] [enrichment] plants)
However, these countries go about their day to day plotting because sanctions are USELESS.
Show some balls, World.*
*(<http://sanctions.urbanup.com/4258183>)* *9 more results*
-define baroque
**baroque**: Aesthetic that follows cues of cyclical time; a cyclical time aesthetic particular to high-context Southern European Catholic countries in the 17 and 1800's. Reflected in its successors including modernism (in particular [art deco]) and [supermodernity] (in particular [neomodernism]).
*[Philadelphia] follows [Baroque] [time in] its case Italian design motifs reinforced by German architectural interpretations.*
*(<http://baroque.urbanup.com/11834690>)* *9 more results*
**ad hom**: short for "[ad hominem]," meaning a person is verbally attacking a person involved in the [debate] instead of addressing the opposing [side's] argument or position.
*Telling someone that they are wrong in the [debate] because their motives are wicked is an "ad hom"; therefore, the [moderator] will strike it from [the record].*
*(<http://ad-hom.urbanup.com/1391338>)* *9 more results*
i ""don't get"" people who want to meme spam but lose interest as soon as they're asked by users or mods to plz keep it in meme spam
🤔
Wat
-define joe Rogan
**Joe Rogan**: A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do [blackbelt] and champion and holds a
brownbelt in [Jui] Jitsu under [Eddie Bravo].
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
*"Dude, Joe Rogan told some [annoying cunt] in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his [dick around] her neck and start her up like a [lawnmower]!"*
*(<http://joe-rogan.urbanup.com/3798503>)* *9 more results*
lol
Horrible comedian
-drfine spoopy
-define spoopy
**Spoopy**: Something that is [funny] and [spooky] at [the same] time.
*"I saw [a ghost] [fall down the stairs] today, it was so [spoopy]."*
*(<http://spoopy.urbanup.com/6804284>)* *9 more results*
