Why do asian americans always have names from like the 50s

not my real name but my irl name is more a of 80/90s name

Benjamin sounds like a 1700's name tbh

Yeah "This Guy"? That's a real 2010 name right there

Yeah but that's not my real name

My real name is very zoomer/ancient how you look at it

"josh"

"Alex"

"Doug"

"nigger"

True

"traemontius"

It's raining so I'm not gonna get groceries so I have to have frozen tamales again, I havent had fresh food or any veggies in like a week and its making me feel awful

Just get it delivered lmao

it's like $2

What the fuck

just

wear

goretex

You should eat some fresh food or veggies

Just get a job lmao

I could go thru a bag of baby carrots rn

Also sometimes if you're lucky there's already a delivery so you can bandwagon off of it and get free delivery

I do it all the time for uber eats

I have never had any food ever delivered to me

and not tip

😏

I don't want to pay the 2 dollars

Is your time not worth 2 dollars?

is your diet and health not worth $2

I get extremely jewish when it comes to spending money

Like probably 40 minutes of time to go somewhere and pick shit up vs 2$

Just get a job lmao

Yeah but my pea brain still counts the 2 bucks as being worth more than 40 min

says the guy wasting his time at school to enlist after, when the other way around saves him money

???

I have a lot of money saved from my job bc I dont spend anything unless i have to

I give up this nigga actually dumb

Yeah that's what I'm saying I'm a brainlet. It's like the marshmallow test

I'm the little niglet who would choose the 1 marshmallow everytime instead of waiting 15 min to get 2 marshmallows

No. I actually dropped out of college