My mom is looking at the Ascent

get a subaru brat

Nah

faggot

Outback RS Sport

y'all just want your cars to listen to you huh

Dont make my mistake, get a turbo or be bullied forever.

the government can remotely make your check engine light go on so you stop and check the engine and then you can be gangstalked

I'll turbo it myself 😏

you, who doesn't even own a socket set:
i'm gonna turbo this engine

today I will install a turbo into my boxer engine *clueless*

ya bro just LS swap it its ez haha

$1000 engine can make 2000hp no problem

JZ swapping my lada

why not just buy a good car

Car culture people are the worst tbh. Just started hanging out with some, they make fun of my non turbo subie 😔

Comfy subie > vape subie

then you don’t need to slap a bunch of aftermarket shit on it

such as

I want a Mercury Gran Marquis

i have one

you dont want one

I want one

Mom had one

Grandma had one

come drive mine and tell me you want one

Nostalgia boat

Park Avenue

the only comfy part is the interior is like a floating blue velour couch

Best boat i ever drove

My brother has a Toyota Avalon rn

that's pretty comfy too

good cars

some of the roomiest 4doors ever

Boomer cars > most things

not really

Aight

*Spends copious money on feeling comfy*

If you want a mercury you should unironically off yourself

same for buick

I want one of those comfy Toyotas they sell in Japan