why, you ask?

i drink a lot

We didn’t ask

yes you did

stop flirting with me

You’re drinking too much again

Should I get a bakelite lasered

get your eyes lasered

My local laser guy will do literally anything for stupid cheap

Might get my AUG stock lasered

Actually

you deadass?

might have to pay him a visit

Dude is based, used to be an SOT now he just does collectible star wars and laser shit

Cheap too, 20 bucks to do the NFA for my AK102 rec

I was gonna get an “I ❤ futa” sticker to go under the ejection port on the AUG but laser would be so much more permanent

I like that idea better

laser your ass

🤔

@glacial pace deadass send me anything you want and I’ll take it to the laser tho

Dude is like a 10 minute walk from my house

I would like things lasered

I've got a gnarly mole on my shlong that could use some laser work

Laser this

-unzips-

unzip this

-unzips-

Impressive

based

Coooompilled

Unzip dick

Bouta order me some hesco 4800s and get some credit card debt at the same time.

Not even bluffin, I got 15 months 0% apr and I am fully prepared to make a terrible life decision. Convince me not to

>get some credit card debt

You can’t afford $1200?

how is credit card debt even real

like dude just don't go to restaurants for a month

lmao cook some potatos

Do these people exist?

t. Irish nigger

lmao just make more