Message from @uzidead

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2019-10-02 22:10:59 UTC  

but it was all there when we first learned that sisterfucker is an appropriate name

2019-10-02 22:13:11 UTC  

Nope. Never used a bike. Have converted a few with home visits though. All scheduled and invited though.

2019-10-02 22:18:42 UTC  

ah yes, cause a known con man looking into a hat dictating scripture that no one else has seen is a great thing to base your faith off of

2019-10-02 22:19:23 UTC  

Says the guy basing his understanding of millions of Americans based on a South Park joke. Checks out.

2019-10-02 22:20:13 UTC  

imagine thinking that southpark is the only way people have figured out that mormonism is shitty

2019-10-02 22:20:14 UTC  

i mean

2019-10-02 22:20:21 UTC  

Good thing I am a devout follower of Shia Islam, cause yall niggas gay.

2019-10-02 22:20:27 UTC  

y'all aren't that much weirder than seventh day adventists and i get along with a few of them

2019-10-02 22:20:28 UTC  

so w/e

2019-10-02 22:20:29 UTC  

To be fair... You aren't that far off. Lol.

2019-10-02 22:20:48 UTC  

christ is king brother

2019-10-02 22:20:53 UTC  

Tfw almost dated a qt3.14 seventh day adventist

2019-10-02 22:20:53 UTC  

thats the only rules i know

2019-10-02 22:21:01 UTC  

@glacial pace Inshallah, brother

2019-10-02 22:21:03 UTC  

I have a lot in common with 7th days. I think we should all be Leviticans who worship on Sunday.

2019-10-02 22:21:08 UTC  

Saturday**

2019-10-02 22:21:19 UTC  

This is an islamic discord

2019-10-02 22:21:19 UTC  

>Mormon
Fitting that it can so easily be typed as "Moron"

2019-10-02 22:21:24 UTC  

7th day seem a lot more devout that regular christians

2019-10-02 22:21:37 UTC  

Agreed. LDS too.

2019-10-02 22:21:38 UTC  

tbh at the end of the day you do you boo

2019-10-02 22:21:41 UTC  

7th days have weird ass rules that arent really derived from NT scripture, same as LDS

2019-10-02 22:21:58 UTC  

i cant really say what sect i fall under so i cant really talk that much

2019-10-02 22:21:59 UTC  

Yea i couldnt deal with it

2019-10-02 22:22:11 UTC  

Fuckin girl is 23 n has to sneak out of her bedroom window

2019-10-02 22:22:19 UTC  

fuck that noise

2019-10-02 22:22:20 UTC  

Aint got time for that shit bruh

2019-10-02 22:22:28 UTC  

if she were a real one she'd have you marry her before you porked

2019-10-02 22:22:30 UTC  

oh sorry no pork

2019-10-02 22:22:39 UTC  

Kek

2019-10-02 22:22:42 UTC  

When I out my self I always give folks the opportunity to ask questions about Mormons. No holds barred I'll tell you the truth. Even deep scripture I'm not supposed to talk about.

2019-10-02 22:22:57 UTC  

are you a mason too

2019-10-02 22:23:01 UTC  

wym deep scripture

2019-10-02 22:23:02 UTC  

🤔

2019-10-02 22:23:10 UTC  

are there mormon secrets

2019-10-02 22:23:20 UTC  

@Sauerkraut srs how nosy are mormans towards other mormans

2019-10-02 22:23:21 UTC  

I'm not a mason, but all Mormon priesthood rituals are mason

2019-10-02 22:23:40 UTC  

Homie dated a mormon girl in hs n noticed people from her church would follow them on dates

2019-10-02 22:24:04 UTC  

just cut out the middleman and be a freemason

2019-10-02 22:24:06 UTC  

@Festive very. But it's from a place of concern. Your bishop asks very personal questions to make sure you are doing the right thing.

2019-10-02 22:24:27 UTC  

@Sauerkraut did it ever feel culty for lack of a better word