I didn't have faith in it

o fuk

Contact your local church and request the send you missionaries. They will teach the gospel will answer anything you ask and leave you alone if you explicitly say you are not interested and want them to cease.

so I didn't gargle ur nuts

i had faith that you wouldn't and you didn't

I did tho

praying rn

fuck yeah I’m boutta become a Mormon

praying for what

for it not to happen

yeah and its not happening

cuz we both had faith

with a fo five on the hip

you owned yourself

🤔

nigga what

I suggest that you at least listen to them Mormonism is a unique American form of Christianity and is worth learning about even if it's not for you.

Oh ya grew up livin a good honest life as a native american long before modern anything

@Sauerkraut can i send mormons to places i dont like

Get rekt staright to hell for you

@Sauerkraut do you guys do online missionary work now or something

so they'll have to deal with mormons

is that why you’re here

@glacial pace idk. Maybe. Try it and report back lol

aight bet

ima send y'all to my ex's house

@seal no? But there are Mormon missionaries online you can talk to. Kind of like Amazon customer service

but yeah im pretty much with vamp in that i kinda dig the end result of mormonism but the practice and invented scripture is too much for me

Yeah, god being a born exalted being is a big 🤔

can't deny the results

yeah but you get issued cool underwear

mormonism but they issue you crye frag shorts

@glacial pace the dirtiest secret is that the events in the book of Mormon are colclusively falsified. DNA evidence now proves that south Americans have not decended from Israelites.

ouch

so if im tracking, you know the extra shit is bogus but stick around for the white community and the fact that everyone believes in christ to one extent or another

A real god would stand up to a scientific system that he himself invented. L

I'm a *less active" member.

sad

i can tell, you're here telling us the "dirty secrets"

There's actually a weird detail to this story I have left out. Lol

so you don’t get the cool underwear