has multiple uses... unrollit back to sheets and make a tinfoil-hat

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I struggle with dating bc i always end up being bored

Then don’t be bored

Who was in the wrong here? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6767111/Oregon-man-28-sentenced-25-years-prison-impregnating-11-year-old-girl.html

Nobody where i live is remotely interesting

The first date sucks...after you kissem it gets better

they say u aren't supposed to be entertained with the other person

I dont want to be boref of them

Thats miserable

Find someone far away

Not too far though

Long distance dating is dumb

^

@harrysox i found a girl that laughs at my stupid jokes...a good sense of humor goes along way

Hello @S.I.G

Don’t knock prison clothes @harrysox unless you have had the misfortune of serving in them.

Tell us a joke @Vlietvandon

Hey man, what is comfy and nice looking is what it is @S.I.G

@BrainDeadwhat was she wearing?

You sure @RichardButKirby🐍?

Yes

I'm not in jail bc i dont get caught

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Ooooo I’m telling

Lol

Moms gonna have your ass for this one

Oh yeah hi discord feds

i think most prisoners are low iq people

I dindu nuffin fbi

Not all

Not all @ashy bravo

Most, yes, all? No

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Ted has an iq of 144

There are a couple who escaped prison multiple times

the japanese scientist Satoshi Kanazawa has a very interesting theory about criminals

i’m aware that not all

Old lady runs into the bedroom naked with nothin but a cape on and a mask....she looks at her husband and yells "SUPER PUSSYYYY!!!!!" Husband says "Ill have the soup."

i’m speaking generally

@Vlietvandon That was a joke I would’ve said in middle school