Message from @Solar

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2019-11-03 06:33:13 UTC  

you fucking retard

2019-11-03 06:33:15 UTC  

@Solar is it the 5th or 6th intercostal space if you're doing a decomp needle on the side

2019-11-03 06:33:15 UTC  

k

2019-11-03 06:33:21 UTC  

I asked if a pnuemo was ok to just use a vented seal

2019-11-03 06:33:22 UTC  

i thought it was the 5th

2019-11-03 06:33:24 UTC  

6th I believe

2019-11-03 06:33:31 UTC  

🤔

2019-11-03 06:34:20 UTC  

Basically just don’t use a decomp needle unless you’re trained to

2019-11-03 06:34:25 UTC  

😬

2019-11-03 06:34:30 UTC  

no shit

2019-11-03 06:34:37 UTC  

breaking news everyone

2019-11-03 06:34:50 UTC  
2019-11-03 06:34:52 UTC  

don't stab people with needles if you don't know what you're doing

2019-11-03 06:34:54 UTC  

4th space

2019-11-03 06:34:56 UTC  

Yikes

2019-11-03 06:35:00 UTC  

Changed protocol

2019-11-03 06:35:09 UTC  

I was trained 5th-6th rib

2019-11-03 06:35:13 UTC  

Watching a YouTube video doesn’t count as training

2019-11-03 06:35:18 UTC  

But now it’s between 4&5

2019-11-03 06:35:37 UTC  

Realistically it doesn’t fucking matter between the two, but you do need some sort of accuracy

2019-11-03 06:36:13 UTC  

I wouldnt go lower, but all 3 can work in a pinch if you know your angles. The reason for changing could be due to complications such as the patient being obese

2019-11-03 06:36:43 UTC  

🤔

2019-11-03 06:36:47 UTC  

Which, is another reason you big boys should not be carrying around a short needle, as you need to pierce the standard intercostal muscle but also all the adipose tissue on top

2019-11-03 06:37:12 UTC  

I retract my statement as all this is satire do not go against standard medical procedures

2019-11-03 06:37:20 UTC  

🤔

2019-11-03 06:38:06 UTC  

i thought you were stating standard procedures

2019-11-03 06:38:34 UTC  

I am, but saying that you may technically have to use a different intercostal space is technically against the rules

2019-11-03 06:39:10 UTC  

Like reusing a decomp on the same patient of your first attempt to decompress the tension fails, technically wrong but practically practiced

2019-11-03 06:49:50 UTC  

2019-11-03 06:49:58 UTC  

post gear @dubspepper

2019-11-03 06:50:15 UTC  

gear

2019-11-03 06:50:17 UTC  

Sounds a lot like dupSTEPPER to me.

2019-11-03 06:50:24 UTC  

Wow!

2019-11-03 06:50:58 UTC  

Who’s your favorite touhou

2019-11-03 06:51:06 UTC  

What, didn't think I'd see your pun so fast, glow boi?

2019-11-03 06:51:10 UTC  

Alway rember

2019-11-03 06:51:49 UTC  

Imagine believing this ISNT a touhou chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/640442997711831069/image0.png

2019-11-03 06:51:50 UTC  

Im alphabet but leafabet so dont worry

2019-11-03 06:52:12 UTC  

Are you unironically a leaf fed

2019-11-03 06:52:19 UTC  

No lmao not a fed

2019-11-03 06:52:23 UTC  

RCN