Im an O1 puddle pirate so i get dumb looks as it is i dont need more attention because my buddies text me cumshot pictures and my watch assumes i gotta see this

Well the world needs to see it then

I don't see the problem with this

your watch is coming out of the closet for you

Lmao

>puddle pirate

i'll concede that reading is better on an ipad but if you're doing any actual work the ipad is clearly inferior

Low hanging fruit but better luck next time?

you already admitted you were gay

nothing else needs to be said

I agree with that

The ipad

Fuckin timing

Damn here I thought shit was getting exciting

gay shit is always just around the corner in newfags

If it’s as petty as the army I’ll be fine

I bought a 2 in 1 laptop and its super nice to have the flexibility of a tablet and a laptop

garmin marqs are hella 😳

yeah the surface design is an actually good idea

the ipad is only good because it paved the way for the surface

I bought it while in uni so the surface is too much money

I got an asus vivobook

i just assumed everyone used an old cheap laptop in college

the only people with surfaces are the chinks or rich white kids

😅

Lmao i just saved a lot

just get parent gibs

Only thing I needed in collage was beer and maybe a notebook

I made good money in the reserves over the summer so i could afford nice things

you saying you went to college is a bit disingenuous

I used a dual booted gen 1 macbook in school

Lool reserves

Shit sucks

were you a reservist coastie?

Navy

oh ok

so not quite the gayest occupation in the military

but close

We got ourselves a squid bois

Baggiest group ive ever met

what