Only thing I needed in collage was beer and maybe a notebook

I made good money in the reserves over the summer so i could afford nice things

you saying you went to college is a bit disingenuous

I used a dual booted gen 1 macbook in school

Lool reserves

Shit sucks

were you a reservist coastie?

Navy

oh ok

so not quite the gayest occupation in the military

but close

We got ourselves a squid bois

Baggiest group ive ever met

what

the navy is the gayest branch of service

yeah

with the marins following in second

coasties are third

Im going subs too wish my colon luck

but being a coastie reservist is the gayest option imo

You've shown to everyone that your opinions are shit

Confirmed gay

it's the highest form of just being there for government gibs

^

well i'm not a super cool army pog like you

Absolutely

exactly

thank me for my service

thxn 4 cervix

tyfys

No fuck you

you counted rounds good

Just for the love of god

Gib me dd214

You blend into that desk perfectly

marines are the ***premier*** branch of the US Armed Forces

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Good thing you wear camo

Sweet sweet release

marines can suck any dick in the world within 24 hours

Is that what they look like????