Message from @tacticoolyourjets

Discord ID: 642048385532297216


2019-11-07 17:07:20 UTC  

you know

2019-11-07 17:07:22 UTC  
2019-11-07 17:07:24 UTC  

:smug:'

2019-11-07 17:07:25 UTC  

Hello everyone, concerned <@&559943777024737292> father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game "/gq/" after getting <@&558103330405220383> at a friend's house. While I didn't mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up crye and lbt. When asked to do his homework, he called me a "<@&558119990725705748>" and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he's threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him wearing a jpc and playing extremely loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his acus and now refuses to go to Bible Study unless we "take the boogaloo bus". I don't know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

2019-11-07 17:07:26 UTC  

Tell me stories of this wuggy so that I may better imitate him. He seems like a swell guy.

2019-11-07 17:08:05 UTC  

just shoot when the range is cold and people are downrange checking their targets

2019-11-07 17:08:14 UTC  

and youll be 👌

2019-11-07 17:08:21 UTC  

maybe get some concussions for good measure

2019-11-07 17:08:33 UTC  

I knew a guy who had a habit of doing that

2019-11-07 17:08:44 UTC  

I’m voting for Bernie, fuck it, free stuff nigga

2019-11-07 17:09:11 UTC  

It’s never really free

2019-11-07 17:09:18 UTC  

Did he cheat on his drills and still make the worst time?

2019-11-07 17:09:32 UTC  

Did he meme himself into becoming a schitzo?

2019-11-07 17:09:33 UTC  

@Juicy vote Yang. 1000 bucks a month, son

2019-11-07 17:09:48 UTC  

YANG GANG

2019-11-07 17:09:54 UTC  

YANG GANG

2019-11-07 17:10:00 UTC  

GET THAT BAG

2019-11-07 17:10:03 UTC  

1000 dollars a month is nothing. Free healthcare and food

2019-11-07 17:10:46 UTC  

1000 bucks a month is not nothing.

2019-11-07 17:10:51 UTC  

12000 a year to spend on nods and gucci gear

2019-11-07 17:11:03 UTC  

>needing healthcare
Just be well nigga

2019-11-07 17:11:07 UTC  

You get that already. It's called your base nontaxable income.

2019-11-07 17:12:07 UTC  

I use that for my house and shit

2019-11-07 17:12:23 UTC  

@tacticoolyourjets yeah but imagine how much money it would cost for all the free perc 3000000's under free healthcare

2019-11-07 17:12:41 UTC  

Yong Xan

2019-11-07 17:13:03 UTC  
2019-11-07 17:14:01 UTC  

@Smart Car Driveby we need a candidate promising free lean, nahmsayin

2019-11-07 17:14:54 UTC  

Universal basic codeine

2019-11-07 17:15:33 UTC  

@Smart Car Driveby What's a nigga gotta do to score the <@&559943292029239296> tag?

2019-11-07 17:15:37 UTC  

I wanna collect them all.

2019-11-07 17:16:13 UTC  

Promise to set the minimum wage to a pack of Newports and a half pint of E&J

2019-11-07 17:16:14 UTC  

Join the delayed entry program for the USMC probably

2019-11-07 17:16:37 UTC  

@Dithon1 you havs to reach autistic power levels I have

2019-11-07 17:16:49 UTC  

Which is not possible for a human in multiple lifetimes

2019-11-07 17:16:51 UTC  

Ain't got time for that. Can't I just get a marine corp tat and then fail out at meps?

2019-11-07 17:17:00 UTC  

That seems easier.

2019-11-07 17:17:11 UTC  

That qualifies you for <@&558119990725705748>

2019-11-07 17:17:17 UTC  

Already have it.

2019-11-07 17:17:39 UTC  

Give him moron^2

2019-11-07 17:17:42 UTC  

Not sure why. Would be nice if the criteria was more plainly spelled out.

2019-11-07 17:17:50 UTC  

Gniger