You should carry both a real handcuff key and a fake one meant for the fuzzy kind you get from sex stores.

Like the last thing on my mind when it comes to whats on my keychain os "how will this affect the cops view of me"

Just carry it taped to your gooch

Avoid the conversation entirely

>He's never been cavity searched

I use it to clean my nails mostly

I’ve got pretty deep cavities

I'll bet.

You know Joe?

You could fit a semi in there with all the assfucking you probably do.

<@&558119990725705748> you know Joe?

I asked the cop why i shouldnt carry a cuff key n all i got was "well...you just shouldnt we dont like it"

I’ve never fit more than a tandem

who’s ligma

Joe nigger skay posted in da skreet
Skreet money world wide

Selling my plasma for gear* money was one of my better ideas.

How long does it take to donate plasma?

First visit with a new company is longer due to screening and forms. Especially if you show up after work hours with everyone else

Mine was 4 hours

But now i come at like 9:30 am and its pretty quick

1 - 1.5 hours

For processes and draw

And the pay?

Depends on promotions

This one was $60 per visit, first 4 visits, within 45 days

So 240 for two weeks

Plasma can be donated once every two days unlike blood.

Seems painful

Only if you weak.

How much after the first four visits?

Currently, its 25 for first visit in a week, 40 for the second

They want you to be a reliable and regular asset but I'm only here for the money.

My jewmath tells me I'd more or less be breaking even with what an additional four hours of overtime a week would net me.

Plus long term studies on health problems for plasma donating people arent very availible so I don't want to fuck myself.

^

I dont like needles very much

I can tell

Tattoo needles are fine i just dont like injections

The opportunity cost seems high compared to the payout

I work overtime anyway, Dithon.

Trainspotting killed me with all the close up shots of the actors shooting up