U can be a lanklet and still roast lanklets lol

Part of the fun

I'll give you some low-hanging fruit

That PC I posted? I has RMA III+ plates in them.

I’ll give you deez low hangin nuts nigga

Retardo thicc

The 1092s?

That range, yeah

Individual product numbers for each size plate.

They’re pretty thick, but not too bad I guess

I like the weight.

Decent weight for the protection level

Ok retard

That’s why I have fuddy ought six with black tips

They’re not special threat?

"Special threat" can mean a lot of things

I’m going with Hesco 3610s

None of which they'll actually tell you in most cases

I am not extremely worried about 3006 AP

Something something "confidential police/FBI/etc specifications"

leo loves playin secret squirrel for mundane shit

I'd imagine in most cases they're III+ from before III+ was a thing.

Iv had a cop tell me i shouldnt carry a handcuff key because im not a cop n theyll give me a hard time

You should carry both a real handcuff key and a fake one meant for the fuzzy kind you get from sex stores.

Like the last thing on my mind when it comes to whats on my keychain os "how will this affect the cops view of me"

Just carry it taped to your gooch

Avoid the conversation entirely

>He's never been cavity searched

I use it to clean my nails mostly

I’ve got pretty deep cavities

I'll bet.

You know Joe?

You could fit a semi in there with all the assfucking you probably do.

<@&558119990725705748> you know Joe?

I asked the cop why i shouldnt carry a cuff key n all i got was "well...you just shouldnt we dont like it"

I’ve never fit more than a tandem

who’s ligma

Joe nigger skay posted in da skreet
Skreet money world wide

Selling my plasma for gear* money was one of my better ideas.

How long does it take to donate plasma?

First visit with a new company is longer due to screening and forms. Especially if you show up after work hours with everyone else