I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Touhou about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last game.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Alice Margatroid every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Alice.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Alice. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Alice everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Alice dolls. Alice is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Alice. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Alice. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose SATORI board. You definitely must know a way to help Alice break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

Ok good luck

Thanks @yergo very cool

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the loli rabbit from Touhou 8 so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I reach stage 5 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Tewi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Tewi’s tight rabbit pussy. I want her to have my youkai human/rabbit babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors daughter. I'd dressed her in my sister's pink dress and rabbit ears and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC and phone. I might not ever get to see Tewi again.

Death to America
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i wish i could include all them in one message but it goes over 2000 characters

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

Death to America
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Death to Israel

Death to America
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Inshallah

Bismillah

Islam shall prevail

Uss liberty best day of my life
And the best part is that the mutts will pay shekels to us forever and ever

ofc

Dumb mutts hololols

But did you know that Israel pays money to Islam?

It's k
America pays us

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Thats fine. You bend over backwards so that Hezbollah doesnt hurt your boi hole.

Imagine being Israeli in The Year of Allah 2019

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

I’m waking up to ash and dust I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts.

@B0dhi @nyan9mm post gear already

Where can I buy a plate carrier that ships to Europa.

european shops

...

@Inquisitor Holy Land Reclaimer suicide tbh

stop being european

@Cataclysmo @sick niggers

find a brand and check for distributors

whats the point of owning a plate carrier as a euro? you gonna carry shotgun shells for your granddads double barrel?

also most US shops ship to europe

😂

@sick @Drill

just don't be retared