literally are you a friendless virgin

to buy a pistol from a ffl in my state yes

get your dad to buy one for you

this

or your friend who's 21

hed just tell me to shoot my grandpas.

ask your grandpa to buy one for you

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>tfw my dad bought me my first gun for my 10th birthday

You'd be better off with a rifle anyway.

There's only one <@&559943777024737292> here with good guns

i mean

youre not wrong

but im also not wrong

conclusion: <@&559943777024737292> is always right

You're a <@&559943777024737292>. So you're always wrong.

t. Me

I'll ask my grandpa to get me a stoeger

ok @Cataclysmo

don't get a stoeger

they're brazilian pieces of trash

@etfxsilent their double barrels are nice

Hans get the bitch luger

their double barrels suck

<:patchy:546541861347655702>

vibe check time

I'm pretty good about cyber/tech security but that's a work thing.

@Rob is your steering wheel on the wrong side

I wish it was a work thing. fuck nobody wants to hire me without a degree or 6 years of experience.

get certs

no

@etfxsilent nigger, you're supposed to lie on your resume

They're all like this in my country

I have my a+ cert.

You can get a high paying tech job without ever setting foot on a campus

>10 years experience

Because tbh if I was ever found out in my line of work, 8/10 would agree but the other 2 would have my ass.

@Rob so they're all wrong

Well this country is pretty trash

That and I'd be considered a major risk factor so...

I keep her locked up