which is why it was a standoff

because he had a bunch of armed tards roll up on him for owning a weird plastic box

😏

>oh no, people disagree with our actions so much that they are turning to threats of violence!

>let's just arrest them

@Crack cookah the state is illegitimate and when they can't control the narrative that covers up that fact, they kind of panic

so shit is unironic kicking off rn?

ya go there

Who knows

@MacPhysicallyRemoveCommunists fuck off officer

<@&559951530955112458> fuck off

but also report in

<@&559951530955112458> Fuck off

Reporting in

<@&559951530955112458> Fuck off

Reporting in

Reporting for duty, SIR

o|o

reporting in?

So it looks like a core IFAK usually has gloves, nasal air passage, something to pack a wound, something to wrap the wound, 2 vented chest seals, an externally mounted TQ, and a pouch with all the gear on a rip away package. Is that about right?

Did it really take you this long to type all of that?

<@&559951530955112458> Square away our newest agent

I don’t answer to any of you

I am the law

SOMEBUDDY GET THIS LOOSE CANNON OUT OF HERE

Me? No, I've been watching prepmedic videos, christ.

@Chase YOUR WRITING CHECKS YOUR ASS CANT CASH. ANOTHER SCREW UP LIKE THIS AND ILL HAVE YOUR BADGE

📏📏📏📏 ruler time. Let's measure those barrels

MAKE PIPEBOMBS

VISIT GOVERNMENT OFFICES

Common sir you know I shot that black kid by accident 47 times you can’t keep bringing that up @War Waifu

Wait, NY is sieging a vet because he has 30 round mags and 2A autists are showing up to back him up? I'm tearing up, this is beautiful.

No

Nothing is happening

go home

But I suddenly have a craving for pizza that can fold in half.

nigga what

@Crack cookah it's a joke about NY fam.

Cringe

@Chase This isn't about that son, that was damn fine police work.

This is about all that pornography you posting on the department's Facebook page. Look kid, I got a lotta years on the force and I've seen some wild shit. But you cant keep posting Chinese cartoons of people holding hand, it's debaucherous.

What about the hardcore futa though