Message from @OkSoBasicallyImJess

Discord ID: 658132560903143435


2019-12-22 02:19:12 UTC  

but please, yesterday was shabbat

2019-12-22 02:19:35 UTC  

and I already have to bear the sting of hearing "merry christmas" every time I go out to buy my daily bagel and kosher coffee

2019-12-22 02:19:52 UTC  

Does coffee have to be kosher

2019-12-22 02:19:57 UTC  

What's un kosher

2019-12-22 02:20:16 UTC  

It's literally just bean water

2019-12-22 02:20:25 UTC  

Please do not be insensitive to other cultures

2019-12-22 02:20:32 UTC  

No seriously

2019-12-22 02:20:42 UTC  

Idk how coffee ain't kosher

2019-12-22 02:21:28 UTC  

Because it's been prepared by ~~filthy fucking goyim~~ non-Jews

2019-12-22 02:21:43 UTC  

god educate yourself

2019-12-22 02:22:07 UTC  

damn that bread looks good though

2019-12-22 02:22:12 UTC  

it's basically the process

2019-12-22 02:22:21 UTC  

which can contaminate it

2019-12-22 02:22:31 UTC  

Aah

2019-12-22 02:22:52 UTC  

Must suck because you can eat cheese

2019-12-22 02:22:55 UTC  

this is a kwanza discord 😀

2019-12-22 02:22:58 UTC  

And eat borgeer

2019-12-22 02:23:10 UTC  

But can't eat cheezboge

2019-12-22 02:23:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/658132560903143434/tumblr_pj53rbTtxA1up0a0r_640.jpg

2019-12-22 02:23:59 UTC  

Futurama is awesome

2019-12-22 02:24:37 UTC  

lmao the person who created kwanza is still alive

2019-12-22 02:24:39 UTC  

πŸ˜‚

2019-12-22 02:24:41 UTC  

bruh

2019-12-22 02:24:53 UTC  

Same with scientology

2019-12-22 02:24:55 UTC  

bruh does Kwanza even exist?

2019-12-22 02:24:56 UTC  

Wait no

2019-12-22 02:25:02 UTC  

Hubbard is dead I think

2019-12-22 02:25:05 UTC  

I've never even known a single person

2019-12-22 02:26:05 UTC  

"BORN TO PAY / WORLD IS A BUISNESS / Tax Em All 1989 / I am tax man / 410,757,864,530 CHURCH DOLLARS" - Church Of Scientology

2019-12-22 02:27:14 UTC  

Those glasses are fresh tbh

2019-12-22 02:27:53 UTC  

"Umoja (unity)β€”To strive for and maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race.
Kujichagulia (self-determination)β€”To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves, and speak for ourselves."

2019-12-22 02:28:01 UTC  

lmao brainlet ass nigga

2019-12-22 02:28:07 UTC  

Could have summarized that with like 14 words

2019-12-22 02:28:39 UTC  

Dudes

2019-12-22 02:28:46 UTC  

Did you hear About that guy

2019-12-22 02:28:47 UTC  

Uh

2019-12-22 02:28:51 UTC  

Idk his name

2019-12-22 02:29:04 UTC  

Joe?