the virgin "oh no my plates WAHHH" versus the chad "Take the bullet and kill the mook"

its gonna hit your spine and your gonna drop like a sandbag

then looting will commence

Tbh molle is outdated

this gonn be you hahahha

But that doesn’t mean you need to use Alice gear like a pleb

>assuming they can even hit

you know where I am

No fuck SMERSH

H-Harness maybe

ur gonna die by a 100 yard hi point carbine shot

Just get some modern shit that isn’t ass

or get mag dumped close quarters by nigs

>"Ur GonNa gEt caPpEd bY a hIghPoint"

a classic gigacope

the real cope is him thinking he isnt gonna get hit

"haha lul ill just dolphin dive bro i got juggernog xD"

like statistically you are most likely to get hit center of mass

unless you get got in like the face or neck you prob gonna be aight

he advised not wearing plates

He’s retarded

I only go innawoods

We got it already

im sure 90% of you dont have a doctor on call at all times

fuck CQC

and im sure 80% of you a tleast dont know how to patch up a bullet wound

I don’t

Brothers a medic

taught me

your brother gets scalped

I just bought the bfg mtkn because it looks cute

you dont even know how to use it lmao

It’s called fashion sweetie look it up

shutup nerd

ye he aight tho

Daily reminder that it’s getting chilly

i hate the fucking cold

Wear your hand warmers

and its only 30f