So cool!

California lmao

Oh

You work at a Starbucks in CA or something?

Your being very racist, my niga

Yikes

Yeah lmao

I’m sorry my guy

But the Starbucks CAG are on their way

You have not made enough Peppermint Mocha Frapps to outrun them

Oh let me tell you about this whacky zany African-American outside

he stands outside and asks everybody coming in to buy him a muffin and a coffee

and tells them that he hasn't eaten all day

and the people come in and make sure to mention that they're buying "for the guy outside"

and he likes to wipe his ass with the toilet seat covers and throw them on the ground

based I tell you

When I was in San Francisco in 2015 I had to stay up all night after driving because my bitch baby friend didn’t want to stay at the AirBnB in Oakland

So when Starbucks opened up I got a hella coffee, stepped outside and lit up a cigarette and as I was lighting it something to my right caught my eye

"AYO MAN"

A homeless man taking a fat shit 4 feet away at 7 in the morning

"LET ME HAVE A CIGGIE

Don't ever smoke a cigarette in public in the bay area lmao

🤔

Yeah, it really do be like that

that's not a meme

there's actual shit on the street in SF

Bro it's december

All the homeless are already dead you can forget about them now

kek no

The Bay Area has nice weather year round

Sad

One of the only redeeming qualities

I mean it was like 60 degrees in July

Yeah, it's pretty much always about that

google says it's 58 right now

And then the next day was pride

And it was the gayest shit

yikes

It's impossible to escape or ignore too

I hate gay people 🙊

Pit bull was there