Message from @[redacted]
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I love black people
It's so super cool when they come in
I stare at the ground and giggle to myself
While they "n-word" this and "n-word" that
Haha wouldn't want to upset them too much or make them think I'm racist
Might physically assault me
One time this super based black dude felt disrespected that I was making the person in front of him's drink before taking his order for a drink
So he just took the whole tip jar
Based
I'm glad he got his reparations
Oh, these groups of super cool black kids used to buy 40 or so 10 dollar gift cards at once
Using a variety of credit cards
My niggas
Scammas
And then take advantage of a state law that allowed them to redeem any gift card under 10 dollars for cash
True working men
So entrepreneurial!
They must have such good credit
What the fuck
What state?
So cool!
California lmao
Oh
You work at a Starbucks in CA or something?
Your being very racist, my niga
Yikes
Yeah lmao
I’m sorry my guy
But the Starbucks CAG are on their way
You have not made enough Peppermint Mocha Frapps to outrun them
Oh let me tell you about this whacky zany African-American outside
he stands outside and asks everybody coming in to buy him a muffin and a coffee
and tells them that he hasn't eaten all day
and the people come in and make sure to mention that they're buying "for the guy outside"
and he likes to wipe his ass with the toilet seat covers and throw them on the ground
based I tell you
When I was in San Francisco in 2015 I had to stay up all night after driving because my bitch baby friend didn’t want to stay at the AirBnB in Oakland
So when Starbucks opened up I got a hella coffee, stepped outside and lit up a cigarette and as I was lighting it something to my right caught my eye
"AYO MAN"
A homeless man taking a fat shit 4 feet away at 7 in the morning