Just because organized crime can access the guns doesn't mean average Joe can

but i dont want to mess with balkan grade handmade shit

@glacial pace based and floridapilled

I’m so glad I was born in America

id like to move to america just beacuse of the guns

but other than guns its not being too attractive

Shiiiit, it's about to get popin here soon if everything goes the right way

ok boog poster

If you’re white and won’t vote for commie shit come on over

If you don't move to Boston/nyc/Chicago like every other immigrant it's pretty easy to get a job that pays well enough to have a house, cars, and toys

a commie got elected here

nah America is great
>greasy fattening food at any time of day or night
>wide open nothingness perfect for going /out/ in most states
>||latinas||

That's all the American dream means really

If you’re reasonably in shape you can slay puss as a foreign

^

shit man that sounds great imma come over there rn

Or sponsor some hot chick from back home who is desperate for a green card

oh nobody here wants to go to america

everyone shit talks it and makes fun of it

I swear that's why half of the foreign dudes are here. Girls wouldn't talk to them back home

I know a German who looks fucked in the face but he’s in decent shape and his fiancé is easily one of the hottest women I’ve ever met irl

average European on /k/

relatable

tho i met a guy who handmade his hunting rifle

nice

that thing was beautiful

@Trolly same with americans that go overseas

especially SEA

I’m not sure what I would do if I was a euro

Yeah but they're fucking the locals, not American girls

go to bosnia of christmas shopping

It's easy to get wet if you're American abroad. I went to rio last year for like 3 days with no downtime, and still got laid

i saw a american tourist today

mid winter

woke: pretend to be australian then wake up the next morning with no accent

in the shitties city that you could visit in croatia on the coast

@Trolly you'd think it'd be the opposite
but wtf do I know

one time i went out to new bars id never been to before and decided i was gonna pretend to be an australian tourist

I knew a guy who pretended to be Australian but then his brother showed up with no accent and said he just had a speech impediment

Hipsters love Croatia for some reason