@Trolly you'd think it'd be the opposite
but wtf do I know

one time i went out to new bars id never been to before and decided i was gonna pretend to be an australian tourist

I knew a guy who pretended to be Australian but then his brother showed up with no accent and said he just had a speech impediment

Hipsters love Croatia for some reason

then i got drunk enough and forgot to speak with an accent

why are american tourists so rare here tho

because croatia is a shit dirt person country

the fuck do you think

we dont get tourists to kansas because its shitty too

nobody plans their dream vacation to south dakota

I know a girl that traveled the Balkans and further a couple years ago before grad school, she got married and now they wanna go do it again

They go there for the beaches I think, but it’s winter now so idk

you just got the short end of the stick bro nothing personal

na i get it croatia is completly shit if you live here

I wanna go to cz

The only people who wanna visit Croatia are racists

there are prettier and safer places to go than croatia

Like Bosnia

are you sure

or Serbia

i saw too many black people here

hurry up and get that gun permit

1 is too many so I believe that

gningners in the Balkas 😱

Or get involved with organized crime

hit and run

the police wont do shit anyways

Start an import export business

Fuck the eu

>tfw live in paradise
>all the old tourists from Libtardville moving here for retirement are destroying it

I want off this ride

let me guess

tourists are a pain in the ass

boca

Palm Beach County yes

aka israel minor

Chinese are a pain in the ass

Lmao yes it is

jesus i hate the chinese

come to the gulf coast

displace a boomer or a nigger