Or get involved with organized crime

hit and run

the police wont do shit anyways

Start an import export business

Fuck the eu

>tfw live in paradise
>all the old tourists from Libtardville moving here for retirement are destroying it

I want off this ride

let me guess

tourists are a pain in the ass

boca

Palm Beach County yes

aka israel minor

Chinese are a pain in the ass

Lmao yes it is

jesus i hate the chinese

come to the gulf coast

displace a boomer or a nigger

please

Is it true Miami has Russians who were in Cube when the union fell and just defected?

Probably

im sure there are like

6

There are so many Russians in South Florida for seemingly no reason

Russian Jews, correct?

Well maybe
but idk all I can spot is Russian

russians are assholes

As a crusty old Nord once said "Never trust a Russian"

during summer i was cleaning boats for some extra cash

some russians were on a boat for a week or two

i go to clean it and loose half the day to that shitfest

i have no idea how they managed to fuck it up that badly

what was unusual about it

Ok, pedophile

Bro she's like 900 years old it's not pedo vro she's actually super old

Ok, diet pedophile

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-ouch-michael-scott-steve-carell-lip-bite-gif-11838665

tfw she doesnt have AT MINIMUM 3 divorces and 2 abortions

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414547379044483093/659461877348433970/wheretaxsgo_1.mp4

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>ackshually, she's over 1000 years old
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