Message from @CTL

Discord ID: 666154517657550848


2020-01-13 02:51:53 UTC  

*record scratch*
*freeze frame on Haru Koyama getting choked by a horny naked dude*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. Not by choice, I can tell you that! It started when my weirdo classmate, Chiba, tried to save me from a runaway truck and got us both killed instead. Idiot. Then we got transported to another world, which I guess is like an otaku dream come true, or something? Chiba ends up with cheat abilities, and what do I get? Nothing! Lucky me, I get to be a sex worker instead. Gotta earn money somehow — but since I have to do it, I'm gonna kick ass at it. This world treats women even worse than the one we came from, so things get...rough. Still, I've made friends with some of the girls, and if I can juggle Chiba's idiocy and Sumo the virgin's emotions on top of all the various kinks my customers throw at me, things will be all right...won't they?

2020-01-13 03:10:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/666116871090864128/image.jpg

2020-01-13 03:10:46 UTC  

I need to keep my job

2020-01-13 03:11:11 UTC  

I think you forgot ```
>California
```

2020-01-13 03:11:53 UTC  

Bruh

2020-01-13 03:11:58 UTC  

bruh

2020-01-13 03:12:02 UTC  

Code tags are fucked on discord mobile

2020-01-13 03:12:12 UTC  

>California

2020-01-13 03:12:13 UTC  

ez

2020-01-13 03:12:36 UTC  

```css
>California
```

2020-01-13 03:13:03 UTC  
2020-01-13 03:20:36 UTC  

I got Danner Reckonings

2020-01-13 05:33:59 UTC  

Notice something?

2020-01-13 05:34:30 UTC  

way to be behind

2020-01-13 05:35:15 UTC  

The video tard, not the fact that ATAK exists

2020-01-13 05:37:11 UTC  

That what? CBP and the coast guard have tactical teams?

2020-01-13 05:39:31 UTC  

cringe font on the patches?

2020-01-13 05:40:13 UTC  

plateframe?

2020-01-13 05:47:04 UTC  

Wait what

2020-01-13 05:47:10 UTC  

What's cringe font?

2020-01-13 05:50:43 UTC  

<:cringe:630862760514682891>

2020-01-13 05:52:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/666157600232177683/unknown.png

2020-01-13 05:52:55 UTC  

so what were we supposed to notice 🤔

2020-01-13 05:59:20 UTC  

The disturbing lack of diversity

2020-01-13 05:59:27 UTC  

First thing I noticed

2020-01-13 05:59:31 UTC  

I'm fucking shaking

2020-01-13 06:00:12 UTC  

nice

2020-01-13 06:02:11 UTC  

bro did you notice they're all wearing multicam???

2020-01-13 06:02:13 UTC  

😱

2020-01-13 06:02:45 UTC  

Yo you do be kinda having a point tho

2020-01-13 06:03:51 UTC  

Why the fuck does the coast guard use multicam?

2020-01-13 06:04:13 UTC  

cause who cares

2020-01-13 06:04:23 UTC  

Tf are they going to camo with?

2020-01-13 06:04:26 UTC  

the water?

2020-01-13 06:04:32 UTC  

great way to lose dudes at sea

2020-01-13 06:05:34 UTC  

MC is easier to get

2020-01-13 06:06:08 UTC  

nvm standard coasties wear NWU so it's probably just as easy to get

2020-01-13 06:06:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/666161064760836109/blueberries-camo-600.jpg