I was overweight when I got married but once I slimmed down after becoming vegetarian I started to regret settling for my wife, who lets me use Tinder because she has self-esteem issues that I haven't so much as attempted to help her with. We're still together because she makes 85% of our combined income. My profession says Healthcare but more accurately I've been a scrub tech for the past 12 years and will likely stay at this job until my wife pays for me to get certified as a pharmacy tech, where I'll make the same amount of money but feel more empowered because people have to come to me to get their fibromyalgia meds. Also, Kinky (Top) actually means that I prefer masturbation over having sex with my wife but that I masturbate so excessively that the only way I can cum during actual sex is by finishing as fast as possible in the missionary position. I'm only kinky in the sense that I'll verbally degrade you during the three full minutes of sex I'm capable of sustaining, but every line will be heavily rehearsed and taken from the massive folder of porn videos I have on the custom built desktop computer I paid for with my wife's tax return. Please like my joker costume -- its the only aspect of my personality that isn't the result of developing shitty habits to chase after dopamine. Every time I put on the joker lipstick I get an erection, and I've been trying really hard not to think about why this is happening. Oh and I lied about my age.

Cute

Cute

Dio is funnier than smug

Been lurking for like 2 weeks, but
>This server <:bump:559970205221126145>

You're in containment, what do you expect

More?

Post gear

no

@marxman the retard helmet stays on during sex

I would bump my head against the trailer otherwise

suwoo

@5W that hurts

About 15k rounds later. Charging handle has a bilateral crack on both sides. Time for a new one

@Ｅ Ｌ Ｍ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ Ｂ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ congratulations!🎉

Reminder I will give access to anyone who can source me an issued NWUIII apron.

Damn that was fast

@Smart Car Driveby

@Ｅ Ｌ Ｍ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ Ｂ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ congratulations 👏

@Ｅ Ｌ Ｍ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ Ｂ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ retarded doomer

@sick don’t blame me fagit. Blame Colt

olt'

s manufacutrifngm

It's amazing how fast people can get in by not being retarded.

its amazing how many people are retards

I have Down syndrome so it comes naturally

@Ｅ Ｌ Ｍ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ Ｂ Ｅ Ａ Ｎ colt made you buy gay TFD patches? 🤔

thats just called being mexican

Colt blackpilled him

With poor quality control

I really wish non tagged lurkers were an @able role.

If it yaint Colt Canada, it ain't Colt

😤

Tbh I'm waiting until colt runs themself into the ground so hard that they rebrand cc back to Diemaco just to avoid negative associations