"we're just friends, we can't continue this"

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and then says "we can just lay here"

i get my shirt and pants on and call up the guy who we just kicked out

just drunkenly stumble around the campus

find out she went upstairs to fuck some guy named cooper

I mean its memey and shit and annoying but that actually happens grills are like that

probably to get back at me for leaving or something w/e

stupid bitch

lol

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I was to say

that maybe she isn't a whore

but w/e kek

so are you still a virgin

no

you know what she said to me ghoul

before i got cucked

no

when she pushed me down on the bean bag she said "i've never been satisfied... but i think you can change that" and then started making out

roastie toastie but ill be real with you

lel

i have never heard anything that fucking hot

and then i got

man

i got fucking power played by her

whats "making out"

lol

i dont know, dont you have a word for it in bolish

>i have never heard anything that fucking hot
you realise that all of them say this right

just kissing

i mean yeha probably

but 9 shots in and i dont care that much

meh panda what are you doing with your life stop fucking whores

ive known this girl for about 4 years

i knew her when she was really innocent

"hey panda wanna come over and play wii sports? :)"

vs

"i want you to fuck me right here"

god damn

settle down with a qt white christian gf