im too alpha to be horny

i had a weird dream

i met a cute girl at work

was talking to her

she liked victoria 2

fucking based right

then i continued convo was going well

reminds me of my minecraft gf dream

no just wait

>she liked victoria 2
top ke

then i was like what other games do you like

she says

minecraft specifically intcraft

someone make a "strykers gf" meme

and i was like

!

well wait until you find out my ign heh im pretty important

ur hedonistic dreams disgust me

then she says

"mine's stryker123abc"

my most recent dream was me being the emperor of the roman empire

I knew it

then i woke up in a paniced sweat

and getting tazed by one of my heirs

and waking up screaming

when I read "I dreamed about talking to a qt girl"

does this mean im gonna trap out xda1

I thought you said "I dreamed about *being* a qt girl"

yeah haha

ive had such dreams plenty of times

really

comfy

>my most recent dream was me being the emperor of the roman empire
you were once

weren't you <:thonking:318673885497262091>

yes

>put xda1 in power in rome

the barbarian emperor

wagie is cancer

ikr

hello panda

>somehow he fucks up and they expel him