but ive come to the conclusion that i will be handling and firing high explosives with actual retards

all too woo ghoul's sister

You probably should of joined the army for mechanical stuff

Army has the bigger guns

i dont wanna do mechanical stuff tbh

and i wanted to do marines for the challenge

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apparently their boot camp is the hardest entry level one

i want to go into polisci consulting or some meemee like that so joining the military is already retarded for this stuff

i have my full physical tomorrow and my throat started bleeding for no reason so maybe ill go back to comfy neet life

You haven't sworn in yet have you?

not yet

You should probably rethink your decisions before you get stuck doing a 4 year contract

Because you wanted a "challenge"

its reserves so i'm not too worried

>marine reserves

Even stupider

there's a prestigious school near me that i wanted to get into and apparently its one of the few that actually gives a shit about service so i'm hoping itll boost my chances

y

they pay for my school nigger thats all i need

National guard is so much better

yeah i can imagine

its all the same once i get into reserves though isnt it

No it full of marine wannabees and retards

who cares, i have to interact with them twice a month

Also their are less benifts and deployment

ree

my pants stink

how long have you had them on for

idk

>americans talk

>its all tacticool shit

this is why i kick all mutts

whats tacticool

>non-americans talk
>its all gay erp and anime

you mean *poles talk

hi silly boys

im gonna

say the n word

racism is a huge turnoff for me

dont do that