it's like taking searing light and pitch black

averaging it out to twilight

and claiming it accurately represents both

im not claiming anything

im precisely for that number tho

because im comparing between two species

also alright whatever but it seems that cats outlive even small dogs so in the end my presumption was wrong

there is too much variance within the species for the average to be relevant

there is a lot of variance in human life expectancy too

but you still can come up with some number

to compare with other species

Ah yes, H.P. Lovecraft talking about cats

He owned a very cool cat

Whose name is uhh

Well

Niggerman

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huh

thats rude

its because youre ignorant ghoul

Polacy

polacow

polacow je

Domeeeek

all cata ive ever owned lived for 15 years atleast

they usually live longer if they live outdoors aswell

but my kots have always been indoor aristocats

ok they live longer outdoors if they manage to not die

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=4ec_1506005184

@GoldAu gib

@BronzeKaiser <:GWsetmyxPeepoSad:405337568901726209>

Mfw they keep the fattie in the back

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I thought it was supposed to be "slutty"

(haven't watched the whole thing though, might be they included something at the end which I skipped)

my niece is in a dance studio and they do similar stuff, maybe a bit more advanced

and she attended a catholic school

(like with daily morning school masses etc)

>they usually live longer if they live outdoors aswell
ahahah i honestly doubt that <:haha:318675605233336330>

ive seen cats reach 20

and they still looked young