Message from @Austin

Discord ID: 547071949239484426


2019-02-18 14:54:24 UTC  

post pics

2019-02-18 14:54:27 UTC  

I have come to collect your sister

2019-02-18 14:54:35 UTC  

To take her back to the states

2019-02-18 14:54:42 UTC  

for that you'd have to come closer ...

2019-02-18 14:54:42 UTC  

And feed her a shitton of mcdonalds

2019-02-18 14:54:52 UTC  

she doesnt like

2019-02-18 14:54:56 UTC  

Too bad

2019-02-18 14:55:02 UTC  

She will like it soon

2019-02-18 14:55:02 UTC  

she only eats mcdonalds ice cream

2019-02-18 14:55:20 UTC  

bro she'd probably accept if you offered that to her

2019-02-18 15:00:25 UTC  

Dude I'm gonna try it

2019-02-18 15:00:43 UTC  

But apparently mcdonalds is premium shit here

2019-02-18 15:02:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/547070372068065300/median-age-continents-map.png

2019-02-18 15:02:58 UTC  

old slovenia

2019-02-18 15:03:40 UTC  

how is jet lag austin

2019-02-18 15:03:43 UTC  

I went to Mcdonalds for a drink the other day cause it was down the street and apparently your large is our medium

2019-02-18 15:04:17 UTC  

I hate europe now

2019-02-18 15:08:21 UTC  

you didnt know that?

2019-02-18 15:08:26 UTC  

portion sizes are always bigger in the us

2019-02-18 15:08:36 UTC  

and food is cheaper in the us but its trash

2019-02-18 15:08:36 UTC  

I mean yeah I knew but its just wacky

2019-02-18 15:09:30 UTC  

eat less

2019-02-18 15:09:36 UTC  

that will do good for you

2019-02-18 15:09:39 UTC  

>

2019-02-18 15:09:41 UTC  

<:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-02-18 15:09:46 UTC  

you fatty

2019-02-18 15:09:51 UTC  

How much do you weigh retard

2019-02-18 15:10:12 UTC  

63 kg or whatever

2019-02-18 15:10:20 UTC  

also

2019-02-18 15:10:29 UTC  

>burger comes to visit europe

2019-02-18 15:10:35 UTC  

>goes to mcdonald for food

2019-02-18 15:10:39 UTC  

you cant make this shit up

2019-02-18 15:10:40 UTC  

literally

2019-02-18 15:10:50 UTC  

oh say can you see

2019-02-18 15:11:32 UTC  

Ghoul you are unironically heavier than me

2019-02-18 15:11:46 UTC  

I went for a drink tbh

2019-02-18 15:12:27 UTC  

I mean I'm not far off

2019-02-18 15:12:43 UTC  

62 kg lol

2019-02-18 15:14:28 UTC  

are you a manlet or something

2019-02-18 15:14:31 UTC  

No

2019-02-18 15:14:53 UTC  

lanklet then