Message from @Malal

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2018-03-08 16:31:09 UTC  

Hypothetically

2018-03-08 16:31:23 UTC  

this is what we killed hitler for

2018-03-08 16:31:31 UTC  

I'm glad there are no mods on

2018-03-08 16:31:33 UTC  

maybe this could be like a novel

2018-03-08 16:31:35 UTC  

why?

2018-03-08 16:31:38 UTC  
2018-03-08 16:31:48 UTC  

Still smells like a trap to me. If they're perfectly willing to Barb out baby fantasies, there's no reason they couldn't just get somebody to pretend to be a Nazi why did they seek you out specifically?

2018-03-08 16:33:04 UTC  

I used to think cucking was a weird California/internet thing but I guess what can we do

2018-03-08 16:33:20 UTC  

its a real thing apparently

2018-03-08 16:33:21 UTC  

Is his ring finger shorter than his index finger? This is important. I'm gathering data on tgis

2018-03-08 16:33:35 UTC  

what does that mean?

2018-03-08 16:33:43 UTC  

@Jack Crews I know this guy from High School and he knows I'm a nazi

2018-03-08 16:33:54 UTC  

I guess they think it's hotter if it's a real fascist

2018-03-08 16:34:05 UTC  

Supposedly a sign of low testosterone and possible homosexualitt and other paraphiloa

2018-03-08 16:34:20 UTC  

My friends and I ise it as a shit test

2018-03-08 16:34:20 UTC  

this guy was a teaching assistant back in junior year

2018-03-08 16:34:25 UTC  

that's how I know of him

2018-03-08 16:34:31 UTC  

It rarely fails

2018-03-08 16:34:49 UTC  

That's

2018-03-08 16:34:54 UTC  

@Wraff that would be weird to see in real life...its abnormal to have a shorter ring finger

2018-03-08 16:34:55 UTC  

Even creepier

2018-03-08 16:34:58 UTC  

way abnormal

2018-03-08 16:35:07 UTC  

I'm dead seripus

2018-03-08 16:35:10 UTC  

maybe he's been harboring this fantasy for a long time

2018-03-08 16:35:19 UTC  

Your low t if the pointer and ring are even

2018-03-08 16:35:27 UTC  

Check famous commies

2018-03-08 16:35:38 UTC  

Compare to famous fascists

2018-03-08 16:35:49 UTC  

Wait so my ring is longer than pointer

2018-03-08 16:35:51 UTC  

is that correct?

2018-03-08 16:35:52 UTC  

It almost alalways holds

2018-03-08 16:36:03 UTC  

If your ring is longer, your good

2018-03-08 16:36:13 UTC  

he'll yeah

2018-03-08 16:36:14 UTC  

high test

2018-03-08 16:36:17 UTC  

So is mine

2018-03-08 16:36:45 UTC  

yeah my ring finger is about 5mm longer or so

2018-03-08 16:36:49 UTC  

Bill Clinton fails, but Hillary passes

2018-03-08 16:36:50 UTC  

im good

2018-03-08 16:37:00 UTC  

To summarise

If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, there is a higher than average chance you will be grumpy, gay, poor and/or ugly, with a short penis. But, on the bright side, you will have a much lower than average chance of developing prostate cancer.

2018-03-08 16:37:13 UTC  

virgin pointer homo vs ring chad

2018-03-08 16:37:20 UTC  

Exactly