bar pic related

The problem is that germans want to be used

drop your useless effeminate bf

I will use your pussy better

👌

kek

My bf is obedient

All i need tbh

>obedient

but isnt it supposed to be the other way around

i said i didn't want to fuck i wanted to watch harry potter

do you play the german in the relationship

and he plays the french

do you fuck him with a strap on

true geordie styleo

ja ja ja genauuu jjaaaaaa

The thing is if i tell him to make me obey, hes gonna obey that

is this true?

what a little bitch if true

Idc he’s cute as hell

fair enough

what you gonna do if you get robbed

Robber gonna ask him to rob you

Fuck he’d probably do it

Exactly

But that allows me to beat both of them up in self defense

hahaha

ffs

thats why u should be with me girl

i got 2 guns

Nah that would be racemixing

true

ewww racemixing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

german memrise for some fucking reason really doesnt want you to continue

roastie snitched at me for breaking a table

in school

i wonder if you buy their premium you have an option to skip this landwhale

georgi broek the tabul

invoice his parents!!!

Lel