Message from @DEATH FUNK
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t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.
fur makes for an isolation
Jesus wtf
Humans are quite rare in their stamina recovery ability, it's why we were so succesful at chasing other animals for miles and miles until they tired out
oh
perhaps too
huh interesting
t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.
were the best long distance runners on earth
poor cats
t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.
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t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.
my cat is like 5kg
or 4.5
i dont remember
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.
Hmmmm
Brain parasites
This channel has a lot of good information about aging cats and how to spot their ailments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vpWeKLlUMg
Nuff saix
Said
t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.
>how to spot their ailments
just bury the old cat ffs
How tolerant and progressive of you
In the event that you ever have children I hope yours will take you behind the shed too
based
having children is bluepille
eew shitters 🤮
Do you care about climate change ghoul?
yeah
Did you know that the most effective thing you could do as an individual to stifle climate change is killing yourself?
t!catfacts
🐱 | **DEATH FUNK, did you know?** Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound.