Unlike my wife, you’d never see me coming to fast

Ooohhhhhh

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Ol mrblack thinks he has a shoot game

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Come on ozark

@MulberryMojo I want your ferret

I do not have a ferret

I wonder if we can make firebomb bats like we did in dubya dubya 2

What even is a ferret

@MrBlack only the sith deal in absolutes

True. "Bat bombs! Now with more Fluoride!"

I was just joking about the ferret. But A dentist designed the bat bombs?

I’m sure there’s prepers out there who know what they are doing

We need pigeons for messaging

There are. And there are people who think they can take them out and steal their preps

We will set up a network of pigeons for the true patriots

And it could be that those preppers could both know what they are doing and have been grown up off grid without modern utilities

Gotta put nvgs on those tac pigeons

Maybe thermite armadillos?

Brb

Electric chairs are comfy af

I knew those fuckers were up to no good

I bet their minds are fucked up

We need to recruit all the dentists to our side beforehand

“Haha this stuff is fun, let’s design a chair that produces enough voltage to kill a human”

*hits nos*

Sounds legit

I'd rather have them on our side then jumping me behind a dumpster

How do you know my passed out sexual self doesn’t prefer dentists dressed as gimps

Do gimp suits vacuum seal?

That would be a lot of dead consumers

Doesn't that technically make it consensual?

Wait hold on

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True

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I have a FAK and some wilderness survival shit along with about 300 rounds of 9.mm

Smart. I never carry rounds with me

I'd like to keep my AR with me but there is no good way to put it under the seat atm.

Just build a cocaine stash place in the vehicle and put your AR in there with it