Message from @Fartfignewton

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2020-01-04 03:46:23 UTC  

Especially in my bar lol

2020-01-04 03:46:31 UTC  

Lmao that’s always funny

2020-01-04 03:46:40 UTC  

“Come back to my place, I got Tricare”

2020-01-04 03:46:55 UTC  

“I was suppose to be infantry but they changed my reclass. I ship out tomorrow morning”

He literally just said that

2020-01-04 03:47:17 UTC  

he’s not even In yet wow

2020-01-04 03:47:54 UTC  

Sounds like the guy to say “yeah I’m an MP we’re pretty much infantry but we got more firepower!”

2020-01-04 03:47:58 UTC  

Or

2020-01-04 03:47:59 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2020-01-04 03:48:08 UTC  

“Except I deal with trained killers everyday”

2020-01-04 03:48:33 UTC  

MPs are the worst of the worst

2020-01-04 03:48:44 UTC  

One pulled me over for going a mile over the speed limit.

2020-01-04 03:49:00 UTC  

When he can’t even give me a ticket unless it’s 5 or more

2020-01-04 03:49:22 UTC  

I hate mp’s

2020-01-04 03:49:27 UTC  

I was leaving work at 3am, had to be back in at 7am, was going from late watch to an early watch

2020-01-04 03:49:46 UTC  

Super tired, forgot to turn on my headlights in the parking lot

2020-01-04 03:50:00 UTC  

Got pulled over in the parking lot

2020-01-04 03:50:22 UTC  

Fuck MP’s and I think master of arms in the navy lol

2020-01-04 03:50:26 UTC  

Law enforcement has zero traffic authority in parking lots 🙆‍♂️

2020-01-04 03:50:41 UTC  

There was really bright overhead lights sonic couldn't see my lights weren't on

2020-01-04 03:50:45 UTC  

Correct

2020-01-04 03:50:47 UTC  

Yeah they didn't ticket me

2020-01-04 03:50:59 UTC  

Just held me up for a fucking half hour

2020-01-04 03:51:28 UTC  

They like to waste time

2020-01-04 03:51:39 UTC  

Pretty sure they just wanted to fuck over an officer

2020-01-04 03:51:53 UTC  

Ew West Point?

2020-01-04 03:51:58 UTC  

MPs single handedly killed O-clubs

2020-01-04 03:52:17 UTC  

No he’s a pilot in navy

2020-01-04 03:52:26 UTC  

Yeah O3 Navy

2020-01-04 03:52:30 UTC  

Probably forced into O or had to join as one

2020-01-04 03:52:30 UTC  

LT

2020-01-04 03:52:55 UTC  

Navy doesnt have warrants for flying duty any more

2020-01-04 03:53:19 UTC  

Unlike the “wonderful” army

2020-01-04 03:53:45 UTC  

Honestly I'd take the demotion to fly as a warrant in the army

2020-01-04 03:54:01 UTC  

You’d prefer flying in the army?

2020-01-04 03:54:15 UTC  

They fly more than us and dont have bullshit office jobs

2020-01-04 03:54:26 UTC  

At least the warrants do

2020-01-04 03:54:26 UTC  

That’s true.

2020-01-04 03:54:43 UTC  

An army capt would have just as much work as I have

2020-01-04 03:54:48 UTC  

They also like to give every excuse as to why they shouldn’t take off and give medevac

2020-01-04 03:54:51 UTC  

Training wise

2020-01-04 03:55:01 UTC  

Really?