I was like "hell yeah. boat shit"

Hence why the idea of going infantry didn't phase me back then

I’m getting out and actually going border patrol lol for their BORSTAR

I feel like low-key the best armed forces for benefits and training is coast guard

Nah dude

I saw so much cool shit with my uncle who was on a team

Airforce

he literally was a boat SWAT guy

really?

You know why they sent the 101st to fight Ebola? Bc neither is really airborne

I heard they sit at drone bases tho

Airforce is the best to chill ans enjoy life

Haven’t heard that one before

nah i mean like, for action

jumping on submarines seems fun

Might be. I wouldn’t want to do it.

I strait up chill in the army as a medic lol

I bet I got a piece of chest candy none of y’all veterans have ever seen

please share

What ya got

This isn’t off my uniform but this is what it is

*whips out iron-forged chainmail plate carrier*

nuclear?

What is it

idk

weird

Space command

dog

nuh uh

Thought so

Yes sir

Well thought it was space related

Tell me: do we have marines on mars?

It’s not even like that lmao

my buddy is convinced were fighting the russians in space

Lmao fuck the border patrol I’m re-enlisting into the space force

^^

Shuttle door gunner

railguns

lazer beams