Reports: US deploying 3,000 paratroopers to Middle East after Iran vows 'revenge' for US killing top Iranian general https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/01/reports-us-deploying-3000-paratroopers-to-middle-east-after-iran-vows-revenge-for-us-killing-top-iranian-general/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/01/03/soleimani-posted-memes-antagonizing-trump-social-media/?outputType=amp

So basically Soleimani shitposted himself to death

Perfect

What a time to be alive

Shitpost to shitimdead

This is some big iron Wild West shit and I fuck with it

Big Iron by Johnny Cash is in my Big Luau playlist.

Marty Robbins you uncultured swine

The track I have is definitely performed by cash

I prefer Cash actually

Same way I prefer Cash's cover of Hurt

I know he covered it but Marty Robbins has the best one

I’ll die on this hill

Let's agree to disagree

❤️

The man comes around and devils right hand are good

Personal Jesus

But we should move this to <#659316379307999242> or <#659316074163994636>

I'm heading to offtopic

https://www.al.com/news/2016/11/us_soldiers_now_allowed_to_con.html

Any of you guys heard about this?

Still requires approval from base co

No but if it’s true I definitely will

There it is.

Which wont fucking happen ever

Exactly

Officers that make it to the O5 and O6 level are some of the most risk adverse people I've ever met

lol if only it didn't

At least on the Navy side

I know my base CO would never approve it

Navy policy is to basically draw and quarter any CO that has anything happen in their command

Probably afraid someone would schwack him for some dumb order.

It'd suck if someone decided to shoot up your army base

And uh if your CO happened to be in the fire

The thing is, if someone wants to shoot up the base, they dont need permission to carry their gun onto the base

Exactly

lol

That's what I was meaning

Oh

For real I totally didn’t bring my gun on base by accident lol