Message from @Fartfignewton

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Itcilis
2020-01-03 19:16:13 UTC  

Reports: US deploying 3,000 paratroopers to Middle East after Iran vows 'revenge' for US killing top Iranian general https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/01/reports-us-deploying-3000-paratroopers-to-middle-east-after-iran-vows-revenge-for-us-killing-top-iranian-general/

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:12:10 UTC  

So basically Soleimani shitposted himself to death

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:14:04 UTC  

Perfect

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:14:52 UTC  

What a time to be alive

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:15:13 UTC  

Shitpost to shitimdead

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:16:02 UTC  

This is some big iron Wild West shit and I fuck with it

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:16:51 UTC  

Big Iron by Johnny Cash is in my Big Luau playlist.

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:17:09 UTC  

Marty Robbins you uncultured swine

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:17:33 UTC  

The track I have is definitely performed by cash

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:17:44 UTC  

I prefer Cash actually

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:18:25 UTC  

Same way I prefer Cash's cover of Hurt

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:19:07 UTC  

I know he covered it but Marty Robbins has the best one

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:19:19 UTC  

I’ll die on this hill

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:19:20 UTC  

Let's agree to disagree

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:19:39 UTC  

❤️

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:20:04 UTC  

The man comes around and devils right hand are good

CumSwallowingGutterSlut
2020-01-04 03:20:25 UTC  

Personal Jesus

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:20:26 UTC  

But we should move this to <#659316379307999242> or <#659316074163994636>

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:20:33 UTC  

I'm heading to offtopic

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:41:47 UTC  

Any of you guys heard about this?

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:42:05 UTC  

Still requires approval from base co

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:42:05 UTC  

No but if it’s true I definitely will

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:42:09 UTC  

There it is.

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:42:13 UTC  

Which wont fucking happen ever

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:42:17 UTC  

Exactly

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:43:04 UTC  

Officers that make it to the O5 and O6 level are some of the most risk adverse people I've ever met

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:43:32 UTC  

lol if only it didn't

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:43:42 UTC  

At least on the Navy side

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:43:48 UTC  

I know my base CO would never approve it

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:44:05 UTC  

Navy policy is to basically draw and quarter any CO that has anything happen in their command

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:44:09 UTC  

Probably afraid someone would schwack him for some dumb order.

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:44:24 UTC  

It'd suck if someone decided to shoot up your army base

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:44:30 UTC  

And uh if your CO happened to be in the fire

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:45:02 UTC  

The thing is, if someone wants to shoot up the base, they dont need permission to carry their gun onto the base

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:45:10 UTC  

Exactly

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:45:11 UTC  

lol

Killerratchet
2020-01-04 03:45:17 UTC  

That's what I was meaning

Fartfignewton
2020-01-04 03:45:21 UTC  

Oh

Itcilis
2020-01-04 03:45:39 UTC  

For real I totally didn’t bring my gun on base by accident lol