It would be funnier if there was only *one* plane leaving the air base

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/irans-news-parliment-approves-bill-designating-u-s-military-terrorist-organizations-qassem-soleimani/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=80231175

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It’s like when Saudi Arabia criticized Israel for the treatment of women in that country

Time to do terrorist shit then

https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Terror-advisory-for-United-States-updated-on-Saturday-in-place-through-January-18-566724621.html???????????

Is this just a big game of No U

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Iran just warned US against retaliating against missile strikes; will see 'more painful and cruel responses' https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/01/iran-just-warned-us-against-retaliating-against-missile-strikes-will-see-more-painful-and-cruel-responses/

Imma be pissed if this “war” becomes a slapping contest where we each slap the other and just sit there and take

Knowing that neither party wont do anything critically strategic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51029994

"crashed"

They thought it was a nuke lmao

“SHOOT DOWN THE LONE PLANE”

You know I get being confused by explosions but it’s hard to confuse with a nuclear fucking warhead

No the joke is that in ww2 a lone American bomber dropped the nukes on japan unhindered because they didn’t see one bomber as a threat

No I got the joke but I don’t know how some one could confuse a plane exploding versus a nuke

Ahhh

Nvm I’m a literal retard and I get what you meant

I forgive you

Lol

No I must be punished Senpai

Ok but it’s gonna be an army punishment

Like rotating the rocks outside so each side can be evenly baked by the sun

Whew I thought it was gonna be gay sex on a lonely deployment

*thousands of pebbles*

Are what the Muslims will throw at you

I’ve painted rocks before

And swept the desert

I have swept the sunshine off the sidewalk

I love how certain lefties have been duped into voicing support for an actually fascist country.

God has joined the war

Also trump has alluded that there were no American casualties when the missiles hit the base

This could be a last chance at deescalation.

Fuck deescalation. Let’s boog AND turn the Middle East into the Pacific Ocean 2.0 that’s literally where 90 percent of the worlds problems come from.

The US fighting a war with Iran does help the boog bois war effort

🤷‍♂️. In terms of the boog yes it would be good but. Strictly speaking from a “idealist” perspective. If America could deescalate and focus on internal affairs we’d all be better off. Unfortunately that won’t happen because there isn’t a single politician out there who actually wants to “put America first”

Well look at it this way. War with Iran starts. I re-enlist. Get a bunch of issued gear. Civil war starts. I take that issued gear and maybe a few weapons and high tail it out if there. It’s a win win

Solid point