Something wrong

I hang my head

Fevs tinder gone

A hookup dead

I'm pissed now somebody buy me a hooker

The thirsty colonel

I'm laying in bed with a woman drinking cheap vodka and watching shitty movies as we speak

Is she your wife

Is she single

No and no

I thought the dayton bumble was full of thots

The orlando one is practically a porn site

Tinder is gay.

you're mom gay

Florida is a fucking cesspit

There was a slightly chubby chick that liked me that i probably could've negged into not being a fatass if given the chance

Kill everyone on that godforsaken peninsula

No u

You can do it nibber

Take her back to Ohio

If they have their venmo in their bio does that mean they're hookers

hopefully

the alternative is that they sucker men for money and don't even put out

this tinder thing has me blackpilled

How come I'm banned but hookers and blacks aren't

And now I get this

I haven't posted on Facebook in days even

It’s a sign not to waste your time with that gay shit

Talk to women IRL

It’s way better

was your tinder tied to your facebook?

Yeah :(

I don't leave my house I can't talk to women irl

Where would I even do that

I'm too young for bars

Too old for middle schools

I didn't get a trad waifu when I was in high school so I'm boned now

Naw dude I'm 30, childless, banned from tinder(Facebook) and Mania. It could be worse @Fevs

Me in 12 years I guess