"I needs to lease this badass car so shaquanda will suck muh dicc"

YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING YOUR FUTURE MARRIAGE MORE DIFFICULT

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Look I'm probably gonna die in some zog war if I join the marines as an 0311 or 1812

may as well

God

I want to gas you

Fucking dummy

That’s horribly negative

Like a fraction of a percent of our military dies

☝

Why enlist if that’s the future you forsee?

You aren't going to die so quit being a nihlistic hedonist

And actually act like a National Socialist

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

But instead of porn it's banging whores

alright alright I'm sorry

I just want to live the chad life

You can by getting stronger and marrying an Aryan woman

Yeah

That's the most chad in the eyes of the people that matter

But probably wait until you're out of the military to get married

But tinder tho

@CatoHostilius I haven't met any worth pursuing

It does weird shit to women in your life

Same

Well there's one

But that's a long story

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe how much effort do you put into finding women?

(it's 0)

@Hand Banana for real though

It's not swaying one that's hard

just finding one to sway

Get off Tinder, stop thinking about how to get your dick wet, and go to church or anime club or some shit and just try and actually build a relationship

Anime club <:totenthink:390928462459699201>

That's actually not a bad idea tbh

Get a girl low in self-esteem

Yeah it's full of autistic neet gfs

Build her up

@CatoHostilius been there done that